Das Insanity Train

by Survivor98


Chapter 8: Hangovers and Bad Feelings

Celestia woke up groggily. Her head thumped and her eyes were very sensitive to the light. She was in her room, in her bed, with Bhuna lying next to her... wait. BHUNA LYING NEXT TO HER! She shot out of her bed and stared at him before she saw him stir. He rolled over on his side with a big grin plastered across his face.

"Gotcha" he said before he burst out laughing and fell off the bed.

The room filled with laughter as the Elements, Luna, Judge and Dermo burst into the room through the main door. They had obviously been listening from the other side.

"Uhhh... what time is it?" asked Celestia as she rubbed her head.

"It's still early sister. Don't worry I raised the sun for you" Luna said with kind smile as she nuzzled her sisters neck.

"Girls shouldn't you be getting back home now?" asked Celestia.

"Apparently nopony's getting in or out of Canterlot today princess. I spoke to Shining and he said there was a threat of some sort." said Twilight with a worried look.

"Hmm interesting. I'll have to find out whats wrong before something bad happens then." said Celestia as she got out of bed.

"Shouldn't we be armed if there's a threat?" asked Bhuna as he stood up from the floor.

"Aye" agreed Judge and Dermo.

"Well we'll find out what it is first, but I can't see it being dangerous enough for you to need those weapons." said Celestia with a chuckle.

"Awright then if you say so." said Bhuna with a shrug.

"Wait were is Cheesy?" asked Celestia.

"He said he was gonnae look fur summit but a dinnae ken what" said Bhuna with a shrug.

"Well I'm sure he'll be along soon" said Celestia. "You three should come with us to the throne room and find out whats going on though" said Celestia to the three guys.

"Awright bawbags what did a miss then?" asked Cheesy as he entered the room naked... wait.

"Aw fur fuck sake Cheesy pit some fuckin troosers on ya clatty bastard!" shouted Judge as he covered his eyes while the girls just blushed.

"Your just jelly cause your hung like a fuckin weezle" Cheesy laughed as he sipped on a mug of coffee... well a vase of coffee.

"Would you mind though?" asked all the girls in unison with faces all scarlet red.

"HNNNNNG!" choked Dermo as he clutched his chest and collapsed.

"Right lets go find oot what aw the fuss is aboot." said Bhuna as Cheesy de-skinned.

"Yes lets" said Celestia as Dermo stood back up.

The group walked down the halls of Canterlot Castle for several minutes before coming to another set of large golden doors. The doors swung open to reveal a throne room full of guards and one changeling queen.

"Hello Celestia" Chrysalis said weakly.

"What's she doing here?" asked Twilight, her horn beginning to glow.

"Please don't! I come in peace!" shouted Chrysalis sounding desperate.

"How do we know this isn't a trick?" asked Luna.

"Please you have to believe me" said Chrysalis sadly.

"...Fine..." said Celestia with a frown. " But if you try anything you will be dealt with quickly and swiftly" continued Celestia sternly.

"OH THANK YOU THANK YOU!" cried Chrysalis as she hugged Celestia's hooves.

"Right what the fucks gon on!" shouted Bhuna from the doorway where him, Cheesy, Judge and Dermo were standing.

Chrysalis screamed as she turned around to meet the voice, but instead locked eyes with a metal face with piercing blue eyes. She backed away and quickly used her magic to lift Cheesy but failed.

"What are those things?" asked Chrysalis with her back against the wall.

"They are guests in Canterlot and are not our enemies. However they will obliterate you if you threaten them or anypony without reason, so watch your step." said Celestia giving Chrysalis a glare.

"O-ok" Chrysalis squeeked out.

Chrysalis took a seat at a large round table along with Celestia, Luna, the Elements and the guys while the guards in the room moved to the walls.

"Now what is it you wish to say Chrysalis?" asked Celestia.

"Equis is in serious danger. Not just ponies but changelings, griffons, minotaurs and zebras" said Chrysalis with a look of fear.

"What poses this danger?" asked Celestia.

"My father" Chrysalis whispered.

"Wait, you're father? King of the changelings?" asked Celestia shocked. "He died thousands of years ago. My father fought him" said Celestia still shocked.

"Yes. But he is not the same anymore. He is a mindless creature now and will destroy everything in his path." said Chrysalis with a shake of her head. "Some changeling defected from the hive after we were banished and believed that my father could help us take Equestria. However I was strictly against the decision as I know that reanimating the dead will bring nothing but destruction." said Chrysalis with an angry look on her muzzle. "Some changelings got together and performed the ritual to bring back my father, and it worked. Their celebrations didn't last long though. He killed them and flew off further into the Badlands." Finished Chrysalis with tears welling up in her eyes. "I thought that I could help you in you're fight against my father I might have tried to overthrow you a few months ago but nopony deserves what my father will do. My father doesn't feed off love like other changelings. He and his ancient changeling fed off of death and destruction caused by them." said Chrysalis with a pleading look in her eye. "I beg you Celestia, help me and my children in our time of need and we will be forever in you're debt" finished Chrysalis with tears rolling down her cheeks.

Everypony was shocked by what they had just been told. This could mean all out war against an undead army of blood thirsty monsters. What were they meant to do?

"Well this soonds fucked up" said Bhuna from were he was sat at the table.

"Av got an idea" said Judge. "I'll bring a couple pals here to help. Am share they'll help if we told them whats happnin."

"Judge a dinnae think thats a gid idea, yur pals huvnae got a gid history ay gittin own wae new folk." said Cheesy hesitantly.

"Pish, al tell them whats happnin and they'll help" said Judge with a smile.

"Awright then, girls are you awright wae this?" asked Cheesy

"If they can help then they are welcome." said Celestia.

"Right then geez a minute" said Judge as he pulled out a grey disk from his coat pocket. He pushed a green button on it and threw it on the floor with a clang. Electricity started to arc out of the disk before rising into a white light and vanishing. Were the light once was were two tall creatures in dull gold armor. They had jaws of long sharp teeth and help strange weapons in their clawed hands. They had grayish skin which appeared to be cracked like stone. They looked around before they spotted Judge and dropped to their knees.

"Master" they both said in low voices that made them sound like they were whispering.