I went up the stairs, shaking my head at the realization.
Went out the door.
Was tackled by an extremely pissed off Luna & co.
“IT’S YOUR FAULT!”
I raised my eyebrow.
“Pardon?”
She pointed her hoof to her left.
My gaze followed.
There was a cage on wheels, and inside was Blitz.
And she was effectively rabid, trying to tear the bars open.
“Ah hell, ‘twas not a dream.”
I turned my head back to Luna.
“Give me two reasons why I shouldn’t banish you right now, Knifer.”
“One: without me you will not be finding those elements anytime soon.”
She nodded.
“Two: You do want to know about me, right?”
She nodded again.
“Oh, and you’re on top.”
She blushed and got off instantly, so I got up.
I walked over to Blitz, who instantly tried attacking me through the bars.
I put a hoof through the bars, and she bit it.
Every one of those ponies gasped.
I just held it there as she gnawed on it gently, calming down as she did so.
“See? She just needs something to chew, like a bone or something”
She looked up at her friends and smiled, ceasing her gnawing.
“Hey guys!”
I turned to look at their faces, and saw something that could only be described as ‘Varying Degrees of Want.’
“What’s wrong?”
“Blitz!”
Next thing I knew I had four ponies using me as a rug to stand on and one pony on those ponies.
And on that pony was Luna.
“Ow.”
“Shut up Knifer, you deserve this.”
“I deserve more than this bitch.”
“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that.”
I would have shook my head, but Fable put one of her hooves on my jaw.
I didn’t pay attention to the conversation that occurred.
“Knifer.”
I noticed they were off me and thus stood.
“We have decided We will see you in the Library NOW.”
“Alright.”
I walked in there, followed by just Luna herself.
“I though you said… You meant Royal We, didn’t you?”
“We have decided that, in part of punishment for your acts of terrorism against Equestria, you will supply the ‘chew toy’ for Blitz.”
“Ah hell naw dawg I’m getting’ da fuck outta here see ya’ll sometime in da next millennium so I’ll be in a-”
My mouth was magically held closed by magical godly magic powers.
And I could tell my brain was degrading somehow, most likely because of the gnawing from Blitz, if zombie was an illness of some sort.
Or perhaps because I was finally starting to snap.
Probably that last one.
“You have no say in this; you are not an Equestrian citizen.”
I felt the magic loosen somewhat.
“So non-citizens have no rights at all?”
“Correct.”
“What.”
“Mhm?”
“THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?”
She stepped close to me.
“Every time we gave a non-citizen rights, they abused them. If you had taken the time to instead file for citizenship you would instead be going through an anesthetic for this.”
“Go unfuck yourself.”
I was thrown down the stairs, impacting the floor and sliding until I hit the wall.
Luna came down and shut the door, locking it.
I was lifted, and slammed against the wall again and again, face first.
I was silent the whole time, getting ready to kill her next chance I got.
When she stopped there was blood on the wall, and my entire face was bleeding.
Then we were in another room entirely, one that looked like a scene from a horror film.
I was strapped to a table, my left leg stretched out and off the surface.
I was facing Luna, who was looking down at me with an extremely horrifying grin on her face.
(This link shows what the face basically was: http://zw3uc.tk )
“Ah hell.”