A/N: The following was a chapter written for April Fool's day, 2013. However, what was originally supposed to be a simple joke, ended up being a masterpiece of literature. Indeed, it makes the rest of this story seem like a sad pile of horse manure by comparison. Really, I should probably just remove the previous 23 chapters and just keep this. But apparently, there are ponies that actaully liked all that stuff.
Anyway, because of the sheer brilliance of this chapter, I didn't want to remove it. So instead, I decided to keep it, and stick a little warning at the top that tells people that this was merely an April Fool's gag, and has no relavence to the rest of the story, or any of my stories, other than being Twixie.
Enjoy.
Twilight and Trixie both woke up and and were like "good morning love" and then they made out and it felt so good Trixie was like "yeah baby" and Twi was like "we gotta keep this PG-13 and shit" so Trixie was disappointed and went downstairs to make toast. YEAH TOAST!
So then Twilight got up and made a reference to a story she liked as she brushed her main. She then went outside and started to sing.
[Twilight Sparkle]
Morning in Ponyville shimmers
Morning in Ponyville shines
And I know for absolute certain
That everything is certainly fine
There's the Mayor en route to her office
There's the sofa clerk selling some quills
Store owner: Morning, kid!
[Twilight Sparkle]
My Ponyville is so gentle and still
Can things ever go wrong?
I don't think that they will
Morning in Ponyville shimmers
Morning in Ponyville shines
And I know for absolute certain
That everything is certainly—
And then Dashie dropped water on her head and she stopped but then she realised it wasn't Dashie, it was Rarity! OMG! Inorite? So she's like "Rarity, dafuq?" and Rarity's like "My destiny an' stuff. You wouldn't understand" and Trixie comes out still brushing her teeth even though she was eating a second ago (CRAAAAAAAZY!) and she's like "Why is Rarity doing the Dashter's job?"
Twi found the nickname odd but that's not really relevant so I'll shut up abotu it now. Spike was like "Trixie stop taking my job!" and Trixie was like "No" and then there was a war between Trixie and Spike fans and of course Trixie fans won 'cause Trixie is best pony woot
So then Twilight walked around Ponyville and it turned out she bucked up a spell and her friends were now each other. But she bucked up <i>Royally</i> so as a result she got turned into a Princess by Molestia and then everypony besides her friends and all of Ponyville, who are apparently cold, hate-filled jerks without Pinkie Pie around, lived happily ever after.
Especially Trixie. The sex they had that night. Oh god, it was so good. And so hot. I'd tell you about it in more detail, but the tag on this story is teen, so I can't. But oh my god, it was so incredible. It made me moist just writing about it. And I'm not even into dat sheet.
Oh yeah, and then Sombra came back and was like "I'm back" and Celestia kicked him and he was gone, proving she was not useless after the whole Chrysalis thing.
The end.