"Body check!" Discord shouted.
Every pony just stared at him. Princess Luna face hoofed.
"What? The orange might be following, or that guy with the fast-forward high-pitched voice, or that-"
"What are you talking about?" Princess Luna asked.
"Bellerophon." he said.
Fluttershy started crying, while Rainbow Dash got mad.
"Shut up okay? And don't dare say that name again!"
"Why?" the colt asked.
"Look." Princess Luna pointed at two ponies, one was a unicorn with an ash-blond mane built for fangirls everywhere, wearing a traveler's jacket, and brandishing a kendo sword, the other was a dark grey pegasus with a piercing red stare, and unusually large wings, hiding from sight.
"Someone said that name! Someone said it!" the pegasus screamed.
"Shut up or I'll pluck your feathers. Now what was that he said? Bellerophon?"
"SHUT UP!" The pegasus fired his feathers at his companion.
"See? That name drives all pegasi to extreme emotion. Just like 'the Dark L-'"
"Princess, please don't." Rarity said. Twilight plugged her ears with Applejack's and Pinkie's muzzles.
"Oh, sorry, Fluttershhy, sorry Rainbow Dash. I won't do it again." the colt apologized like a preschooler.
"Aww, look at that poor filly!" Fluttershy hugged Discord, depriving the young colt of his air.
"'Shy, you're killing him--"
"Well, Dashie, who will I hug?" she asked.
"Your girlfriend." Princess Luna interrupted. She took a look at Discord. "Come to think of it, he does look like a girl."
The unicorn from earlier, approached.
"Terribly sorry for disturbing you ladies, and pip squeak, my companion has gone crazy from hearing things. Now I have to take him to his girlfriend so she could smack some sense into him."
And with that, he went back to his seat, which had a grey wing sticking out.
"The cyan one, me want to talk to her." he whispered.
"Then get out there." the unicorn said.
"All right, all right." the grey pegasus went outside his hiding place. He approached Rainbow Dash. "You're Rainbow Dash, aren't you?"
"Yeah, why?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Do you create earthquakes?" he asked.
"No, I make Sonic Rainbooms!" Rainbow Dash said.
"Yeah, earthquakes." he added.
The unicorn interrupted. "He's gone into this jelly vision craze."
Princess Luna asked, "Why?"
"He can sense the Elements of Harmony, and he sees it as big piles of jelly." the unicorn answered.
"Pony-shaped jelly, and an anime chick." he said while looking at Princess Luna.
"What?" Luna and the unicorn simultaneously shouted.
"Ohh, Princess Nightdancer Hentai!" he said. "I am so happy to meet you in person!"
"What?"
BASH
"I had to do it. He got hit by a magic box, and saw these two girls doing something to this cup thing and then he went bonkers." The unicorn exited the train car, along with his unconscious friend.
"I saw that too!" Discord waved.
Everypony chuckled. "Not. Another. Word." Princess Luna growled.
Twilight sighed and led her friends out the train, they have reached Canterlot.