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// Chapter 3 
// Story: Pinkie Pie the Octopus 
// by BronyHeretic 
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	Rainbow Dash set off on the trail to Fluttershy's cottage. It was in the mid afternoon and the sun was was as high as it would get for the day, letting off a bright, luminescent light. Rainbow had neared the dirt path leading to her cottage when she saw two young ponies arguing by a hollow log. One being a white unicorn and a yellow earth pony. The white unicorn's cutie mark was a backwards hat, where as the earth pony's was a hashtag.
"YO, NIGGUH, STEP OFF, NIGGUH!"
"BRO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIFT, BRO."
"SWAG."
"SWAG."
"STEP OFF, NIGGUH, I'MA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS!"
Suddenly, the unicorn picked up a pile of mud and began rubbing it all over his lower torso and around his back. The earth pony accepted his challenge and found an ant pile while throwing mud in the air, letting it slap against him in clumps.
"YOLO!"
"HASHTAG!"
"YOLO!"
Then, they began to slap their stomachs with their hooves, soft at first, but began to intensify to the point where they were hitting themselves with the force of a team of Africans pulling a bobsled down a hill made of a baby's butt cheeks.(that's super fast) Rainbow Dash fainted, as her sanity and mentality had been worn to the point of shreds. The two ponies walked past each other, over the collapsed pegasus who had fallen in a pile of leaves just off the path.
Fluttershy was taking her walk to the store for carrots, as Angel had thrown out the ones she already owned in a butthurt rage due to a lightbulb falling on him, an unpredictable mishap of malarkey. She was trotting merrily along the path to Ponyville when she heard a rustling coming from a pile of leaves near her. Not sure what to do, and scared, she dropped the basket she was carrying and dove to her right instinctively and landed in the nearest pile to avoid whatever was there.
Shivering and frightened, she backed her plump buttocks back a little more. At this point, she regretted leaving with a full bladder, she was ready to explode. Suddenly, she felt a moistness between her legs, which caused little squirts of urine to escape. 
She quickly turned around, aroused and frightened and saw a familiar blue pegasus laying with her mouth open and tongue sticking out, unconscious.
"R-Rainbow Dash!"
Rainbow Dash began to regain her consciousness and woke up.
"Wha-? OH, FLUTTERSHY! I NEED YOU TO COME WITH ME!"
She quickly took a hold of her hoof and and started flying as fast as she could.
Rainbow Dash ignored the funny taste in her mouth and sped to Sugarcube Corner to meet up with Twilight in hopes they had found a way to help Pinkie Pie.