//------------------------------// // Chapter 6: Dat Castle // Story: Das Insanity Train // by Survivor98 //------------------------------// The Elements rode in a large carriage with the Princess and the guys rode in their own carriage. However the night was very quiet and they could easily talk between the carriages. "How much longer till we git to the castle?" asked Bhuna. "About, five more minutes" said Celestia with a smile. "Awright then". Rainbow was flying next to the carriage talking to Cheesy. "So whats it like being a robot?" asked Rainbow innocently. "Am no a robot am just a stupid fanny who dissnae ken how tae move out the road of gunfire and explosions" Cheesy said with a grin. "Wow, you mean you lost all your hoo-... what are those you have?" asked Rainbow. "Hands and feet?" said Cheesy. "Yeah. You lost your hands and feet while fighting bad guys" asked Rainbow excitedly. "Aye" "So awesome" said Rainbow. (5 minutes later) "Well gingerly kiss mah pomegranates" said Cheesy with a smile. "That's fuckin impressive". "OH YA CUNT!" shouted Judge as he woke up and then immediately fell back asleep. "MENTAL!" shouted Bhuna. "That's cool as baws" said Dermo. The carriages landed in the Canterlot Castle courtyard and was immediately approached by several guards. "Princess. We're here to escort you to the throne room." stated the guard in gruff voice. "Why is that?" asked the Princess. "We have received reports from Ponyville that there are four large bipedal creatures roaming Equestria. We must protect you in case they come here". said the guard. Before Celestia could open her mouth Cheesy, Bhuna, Dermo and Judge exited their carriage. "They're they are capture them!" shouted a guard. All the guards in the area immediately sprung into action, attempting to tackle the four humans. However they done little more than shift them slightly and Cheesy hadn't been moved at all. The guards then looked at each other, confused as to why the human weren't moving resisting or even paying attention to them. The guards then tried to put a pair of hoof cuffs on the guys but they were too small. All the guards simply looked at the princess, who was giving them an angry look. "These are our guests men, and I can safely say that they are sentient and mean nothing but good will." Celestia said sternly. "We're sorry your majesty" said a guard as he bowed with the rest. "We had no idea". The guards then turned to face the guys. "We apologize for attacking you. We had no idea you were friendly" said a guard to Cheesy. "Nae bother big man" Cheesy replied still staring blankly behind the guards. "What are you guys looking at?" asked Rainbow. Everypony stood in front of the guys and then Bhuna spoke. He took out a pare of black sunglasses, put them on and bit his lower lip before speaking. "Dat castle" said Bhuna as him and the other three guys ran towards Canterlot castle with the small group of guards, Princess Celestia and the Elements in tole.