//------------------------------// // Chapter 5: Tours and Demonstrations // Story: Das Insanity Train // by Survivor98 //------------------------------// Princess Celestia, Spike, the Elements and the night guards shakily walked over to the four humans standing in front of the dead dragon. They looked at the four large beings before Celestia spoke up again. "Did you really have to kill it, like... that?" asked Celestia with a stunned expression on her face. "Look darlin. If we've learned anything in our long long life's. Its that using lethal force against dangerous enemies usually solves the issue very... very... quickly" said Cheesy as he turned away from the lifeless corpse. The night guards were now curious about the weapons and the shipping containers and were slowly moving towards them before Bhuna spoke up from behind them. "Hey you can look. But don't fuckin touch" said Bhuna with a grin. "Why are all these...-" "Guns" said Bhuna "-...Guns so big and weird shaped?" asked the night guard captain with a raised eyebrow. Celestia, Spike and the Elements had now regained their senses and were listening in to Bhuna as he spoke. "Oh. Well you'd be better off askin Cheesy aboot the guns and mechanics" said Bhuna as he waved Cheesy over. All the ponies present were sitting on their haunches. Even Celestia. Which almost gave Dermo another heart attack. "What?" asked Cheesy as he reached the group. "They want teh ken how the guns work and what they are." said Bhuna. "Oh, awright then" Cheesy said with a grin. "Well our weapons come from all across the universe. They're all made by different armies, races and species. Some are big, some are small. Some are loud and some are silent. Some are heavy and some are light. Some are quite easy to handle and some will break your fuckin shoulder." said Cheesy as he sat down in front of the group. "All of the guns we've got fire bullets, which are these" Cheesy said holding up a bullet. "How do these bullets work if you don't mind me asking?" said Celestia with a raised hoof. Cheesy replied by pulling out a revolver from his container and firing it off at a nearby tree. The tree exploded in the middle and fell to the ground with a crash. Everypony stared in shocked amazement at the sight before turning back to Cheesy with mouths agape. "They work like this. Inside the gun there is a pin, known as the firing pin. That pin strikes the primer on the bullet causing a small explosion that makes the projectile fly out of the barrel and hopefully right at what you aimed it at." Twilight was taking notes as Cheesy spoke with a content look on her face. "Um could you tell us more about you're individual weapons?" asked a night guard pointing a hoof towards Cheesy's drill. "Nea danger" said Cheesy with a grin. "This is Hammer and this is Shield" said Dermo with a proud look towards his LMG and Boomshield. "Hammer fires 12.7mm by 107mm cartridges at 700 rounds per minute and has a kick big enough to stop a tank" said Dermo rubbing his gun. "Shield is virtually indestructible by most standards and can deflect anything thrown at it mack at the thrower" Dermo continued grabbing his shield and holding it up in the air. "This is Rawr and Big Daddy" said Cheesy holding his drill and mini gun. " Rawr's a beast by gun standards, she fires 14.5mm by 114mm cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute and could easily level a building" said Cheesy holding the behemoth mini gun in his hand. "Bid Daddy's one of my favs, this drill can put a hole in anything as far as I know. I haven't found a material yet that can stand up to this drill" said Cheesy hugging the massive drill to his body. "This my One-Shot. I've modified it to fit me and it will kill virtually anything" said Judge as he sat down next to his One-Shot. "This bad boy fires 25mm by 257mm cartridges over a range of 3000 meters, and it has a night vision and thermal sight on it so if you're on the battlefield. I'll find you." Finished Judge with a bid smile. "This shotgun's the dogs bollocks, seriously this thing will scatter a crowd of 100 people or ponies with one shot... well four shots" said Bhuna as he laughed. "It's got a fairly good range on it already but if you get to close you'll be turned into pink mist, or sliced to fuck by the chainsaw underneath" said Bhuna while he stroked his shotgun. "Oh and this is my axe. Same deal with Cheesy's drill this axe is sharp as fuck and will hack virtually anything down with one clean swipe" Finished Bhuna with a chuckle. All the ponies present just sat there in (once again) shocked amazement. Well all apart from Twilight who had wrote everything down and was now reading over her notes. "Well I'm glad you know how to defend yourselves but could you not wear that armor or carry those weapons around with you all the time?" asked Celestia with a smile. "Nae problem darlin. We'll move these containers to our new bunker the noo." said Cheesy as he stood up and put his weapons and suit back in the container. "Wait... bunker. When did you build a bunker?" asked Rainbow with a raised eyebrow. "We haven't, thats the point. We're gon tae have to get started soon" said Cheesy. "Well how about you spend the night at the castle" said Celestia with a kind smile. "Are you sure aboot that darlin?" asked Cheesy. "Yes. It's big enough for you to stay in and you'll be able to start your building in the morning if you wish." Finished Celestia with the same kind smile. "FUCKIN YALDI!" shouted Cheesy, Bhuna, Dermo and Judge.