//------------------------------// // Dis is Naff // Story: PonyHammer 40,000: Magic of War II // by Dragon Heart //------------------------------// In an area of the outskirts, two Hogs were sitting around with nothing to do. The boredom crystal clear on their faces. "Ah, dis call a dooty stuff is naff." said one of the Hogs. "We should be out shtompin' poniez again, like we did ta da town." The Hog's ears perked as he heard something. "Wait, d'you 'ear somefin'?" the Hog asked before the Pony Scout Marines came out of stealth and shot the Hogs. One of the scouts, with bright pink fur and a dark pink mane, brought her hoof to her comm link. "Pinkie Pie to Ponigeddon. In position." She whispered. A whistle broke the silence and a drop pod smashed into the ground. Out came Commander Hammerheart and Sergeant Applejack. "Pony Marines, heartening news." said Goliath. "Hoovitus, the squad leader who defended the hamlet, is still alive. The Hogs incapacitated him but apparently could not finish the job." Pinkie gave a little smirk. "Hoovitus is too stubborn to die." She said. "So it would seem, Pinkie." said Nule. "A Hog guard position stands between you and Sergeant Hoovitus. Approach with stealth and eliminate the Pigskins." Pinkie nodded. "Understood."