My Little Tobuscus

by Velociraptor


A Whole New World

Toby was sitting in his car getting ready to start his lazy vlog when he noticed a small box in the back of his car. When he opened the box he saw a rainbow colored button "What the heeeeellllllllll is this" he stated, then pressed the button. Being Toby he clearly didn't read the warning sign. "God digidy dang it" Toby exclaimed as he was sucked up into a hole in space time, Toby, then took out his phone and hit the record button "Audience, what are you doing in a rift of space time, this is precarious." His phone then flew off in the opposite direction "Thats a win thats a cell phone magicly escaping it's owner win, roll the next clip Steven, Steven?" Something then flew out of no where and knocked Toby out. While he was unconcious he wispered something "Thats a fail, thats a guy getting hit with something in the head and passing out fail."

Sweet Apple Acres.....

Toby woke up in a pile of hay and heard a voice coming from outside "Steven, Gabuscus, Bilbo, Nurse is that you?" he asked jokingly, while he was getting up, but he seemed to have trouble walking on his two feet. He looked down to see whoves. Toby was a pony, he was a light green earth pony, with brown mane and his famous T for a cutie mark "What in tarnation is that?" AJ asked, as she walked into the barn "Ay girl how you doin" He changed his voice "Uh" She replied "Why shoo you don't need to say nothin heres my number" Toby pulled a piece of paper, with a number written on it "Who are you" she asked "I am Tobuscus" "Well Tobuscus what are you doing on meh here farm" Toby looked outside, and saw a butterfly "Oh, a butterfly it's so pretty, yay" After seeing this pony say that she thought that he was 'special' "Come with me sugarcube we'll go to Twilight's and get you some help" "But I don't wanna." Toby said in an alternate voice "I'm sorry baby demon but you need to get an apartment." "Why don't you love me?" "Momma demon loves baby demon, I'll pay for it...... half." AJ then took the pony by whoof and went to Twilight's house

Twilight's house.....

"Twilight?" AJ called out "What Applejack" Twilight replied "This pony here is special and I don't know who to bring 'em to for help" "Poor thing" She replied "Spike, could you keep this special pony entertained while we find out what to do with him" As Spike walked down the stairs mummering something "What the hell is that!" Toby exclaimed after seeing Spike "I'm a dragon" He replied "Lydia, fetch my iron shword, so I can slay this dragon." He called out, a pony then walked by outside saying that she was sure somepony called out her name. "Got it, there's a special pony hospital in Canterlot" Twilight exclaimed "we'll take him there tommorow."

On the way to Canterlot...

Toby looked over the side of the cart and saw the two stallions towing the cart, Toby thought they looked happy, too happy "They're pedophiles" He whispered. "Are you ok sugarcube, we'll be at the special hospital soon" AJ said "What, a hospital!" He exclaimed "Calm down Tobuscus" Twilight stated. "Bless your face. If you sneezed during this cart ride, bless you. Peace off!" He jumped out of the cart and down the cliff. Twilight and Applejack heard him sceaming
"I'MDEADI'MDEADI'MDEADI'MDEAD" Toby thought he was done for, but he felt into soft hay "I lived! I'm a god, like Ezio!" he exclaimed.