The Everfree Forest was completely silent. With the exception of the wind blowing through the trees, almost making it sound as if they were humming. The silence was only broken by the gentle and barley audible hoofsteps of a certain butter coated pegasus. The pegasus had a long flowing pink mane and tail and was helping a large manticore walk through the forest.
"Now stay off that paw for at least one week mister", said the pegasus in the most gentle calming voice imaginable.
The manticore gave a purr and licked the pegasus across the face. It then skulked off into the darkness that was the Everfree Forest. The pegasus turned to walk back to her cottage when she heard menacing growling come from the underbrush that was all around her. She was about to run. Or scream. Or faint. Which ever came first was fine for her. The pegasus turned to run but stopped when a large wooden wolf appeared from the bush in front of her. She quickly realised it was alone and not with a pack.
"Hmmm". She thought to herself."Timber Wolves normaly travel in packs so-. Her thinking was cut off when she heard something coming from above her. She looked up and saw five objects moving towards the ground. She looked back at the timber wolf in front of her. The wolf and the pegasus stared at each other for what seemed like hours, only distracted when the wolf exploded in a flurry of wood and tree sap. The pegasus looked away from the scene and shielded her eyes. In the time she spent with her eyes closed she heard four loud crashes around her. She opened her eyes slowly as she was terrified of what could do that to a timber wolf, that wasn't a dragon or a hydra. She tried to see through the dust that had been kicked up by the impacts but couldn't. She started to walk forward but was stopped by the appearance of a large bipedal creature. It was massive towering over her at about 14 hooves (seven feet) and also appeared to be made of metal. The metal being groaned and put a hand to it's head. the creature appeared to be a walking skeleton and had two piercing blue eyes that seemed to scan the area. The pegasus squeeked at the extremely imposing creature that stood before her. This caused it to immediately look towards her. The creature stared at her for a good thirty seconds before it made a sound. A deep raspy voice spoke out, and was muffled due to coming from inside the creature's head.
"Scan complete... WARNING! WARNING! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!", wailed the voice before some sparks promptly flew out of the creatures head and it collapsed with an all mighty crash.
The pegasus stared at the prone metal form of the creature but then heard three other groans com from the other creatures. She didn't know what to do, well she did but she was to scared to move. The creatures all stood up to there full height. They were still large but were only about 12 or 11 hooves tall, they still dwarfed her though which made them just as scary. One of the creatures cupped it's... claws? to it's mouth and shouted.
"Hey Cheesy you there bud"! the creature shouted before looking towards the small pegasus standing in front of it's large metal friend. It pointed a shaky claw at the pegasus while hitting the other two creatures on the shoulders to get their attentions. The other two creatures were looking around the forest. The remaining two creatures turned and looked at what their friend was pointing at. One of the creatures clenched it's chest and fell to the ground and the other simply 'd'aaaaawed' before walking over to the remaining creature. It slapped it's friend across the face and walked over to the metal behemoth that lay seemingly dead in front of the pegasus. It started opening the metal creature's chest up and fiddled about for a moment before looking up at the pegasus.
"Hiya pal yoo got a name" it said in a calm and gentle tone.
The pegasus relaxed slightly at the sound of the creatures voice and decided to speak up.
"I'm Fluttershy" she said quietly before hiding behind her mane.
"Well fuck me" said the creature with a grin over it's face
"Oi Judge yoo owe me twenty quid!" the creature shouted slightly and laughed befor jumping back as it's metal friend started to move.
The creature jumped back as the metal giant rose to it's full height. It looked about before looking down at the tiny pegasus at it's feet. This time it spoke and it's mouth moved.
"That- it said pointing a finger at Fluttershy - is fuckin adorable"
"Well look hooz up, c,mone lits git they two fannies up inawe.
The metal creature apparently named Cheesy let out a sigh before walking over to the creature who had previously been pointing at Fluttershy, but had fainted when she spoke. Cheesy stood next to him for a moment before kicking him square in the testicles. Fluttershy winced at the sight before hearing the other creature who had apparently had a heart attack yelp in pain as well. All four of them returned to stand in front of Fluttershy, who was hiding behind her man in fear. The creature who had spoke to her before stepped forward and crouched down to meet Fluttershy's gaze. He smiled at her and put a hand to his chest.
"Hiya Fluttershy. Mah names Bhuna" he said before pointing to the rest of the creatures.
"The big metal boy is Cheesy" he said pointing to the giant of the group who waved back in response.
"The boy that fainteed is Judge" Judge simply nodded.
"And the fanny that hid the fuckin hert attack is Dermo" he said pointing to Dermo who gave a smile and a wave in response.
"Right darlin wid ye mind tellin us were we are?" said Cheesy
"Um... you're in the Everfree Forest" Fluttershy said.
"Nae danger darlin, and were is that?"
"Equestria" Fluttershy said quietly.
"AWW FUR FUCK SAKE!" Cheesy shouted.
"Oh... I'm sorry if I upset you" Fluttershy said on the verge of tears while Cheesy continued shouting a stomping around.
None of the other creatures heard her but Cheesy heard her clear as day. He immediately stopped shouting and turned to face Fluttershy.
"Oh nonononono darlin it's no your faut" Cheesy said quietly as he placed a gigantic metal hand on her shoulder.
"Oh thank goodness. I thought I had upset you" Fluttershy said
"Really Cheesy. Scarin wee hoarsis noo ur we?" Judge asked with a smirk plastered across his face.
"Dinnea start any ay yur pish Judge. Am fuckin warnin yea" Cheesy said in a calm tone still looking at Fluttershy.
"Or waaaat?" Judge sang as he grinned.
Cheesy stood up and span round faster than anybody could see and firmly planted has right metal foot in Judge's testies. Judge's eyes started to tear up as his face went red and he collapsed with a loud gasp.
"Sorry aboot that darlin" Cheesy said as he crouched back down to meet Fluttershy's eyes.
"Oh um... it's fine" Fluttershy smiled at Cheesy who returned the gesture.
"Right sorry tay intterupt but it's pitch black oot heer and it's fuckin freezin inawe" Dermo piped up for the first time since waking up.
"Oh you're right... would you four like to spend the night at my cottage and we'll find somewhere else for you to stay in the morning?" Fluttershy asked with a smile.
"FUCKIN ACE!" the four humans shouted before following Fluttershy back to her home.