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// Oh screw you guys.  
// Story: A life as a pony. 
// by Lunaluver 
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I woke up and looked out the window, it was just starting to turn daylight. I looked at the clock, frigging 6am. I rolled over and stretched, causing my wings to pop out. I looked under the bed, JW wasn't there. I looked where I kicked Lauren off the bed, she wasn't there either.  I jumped off the bed and looked around the room.

"Jay.. Lauren ?" 

No reply. I walked to the closet and kicked t open. No one was in there either. 

"Where are you guys ?"

I went under the desk and looked. Nothing. I sat in the floor for a minute then realized, I have to pee. I walked to the door. It was slightly open. I put my hoof on the door and

"BOO !"

"HOLYSHIT !"

When I looked up I saw JW and Lauren. They had some old Halloween masks on. 

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ?"

"PAYBACK !" The two screamed in unison while laughing on the floor.

"Hey what's that smell ?" Jw asked with a scrunched up nose.

"Jesus Firefly. I didn't know we were that scary."

I looked at them with a confused look. Then it hit me. I looked at the ground, and there was a pile of warm yellow liquid on the floor. 

"Oh screw you guys."

For the next hour I locked myself in the bathroom. I was scrubbing myself with a bar of soap, trying to get rid of that horrid smell. 

"As Celestia as my witness I will get revenge. Yes, REVENGE."

While I was plotting my revenge, I heard talking downstairs. I heard Lauren Jw and a familiar voice.

"Who is that ?.. CRAIG!" 

They could be telling him about my humiliation ! I jumped out of the tub, and started to shake like a dog. I looked at the mirror, my mane was spikier than usual.

"Oh well." 

I was running down stairs, and water was dripping from my mane. I slipped.

"DAMN DAMN DAMN. Ow." 

I got up and looked around. Surprisingly no one heard me. I looked over in the living room and saw Craig Lauren and Jw piled around the TV. Since they weren't talking about anything that concerned me, I flew back upstairs.

I sat at a desk and wondered: How the hell can I get revenge ? I could put a bucket of water over a door. No, no to much of an old trick. Warm water and a sleeping victim ? No, I've had enough piss in one day. Murder ? Nah, to drastic. 

"Think Firefly. Think." 

I sat in the floor and thought about ever thing I have read. I thought about all the fan-fics, prank books, un-returned library books. Still nothing. Then it hit me.

"Yes ! This one will need science." 

I walked into the living room to see where everyone was, but when I got there no one was in the room. I walked into the kitchen and looked around. I saw something at the top of the refrigerator, it was out of reach. I fluttered my wings and grabbed the thing. It was a note. 

Dear Firefly, 
We went to the store to buy some chips. Medly keeps eating them all.
P.S We would have brought you, but you seemed pretty mad.


I rolled my eyes and threw away the note. I climbed up on the counters and opened the cupboards. Revenge. 

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I turned on the stove and put a pot of vinegar on it. I grabbed some cinnamon and dumped it in. I looked over at the bottle of vinegar and took a drink.

"It taste better if you store it in a boot."

I grabbed some lemons, and dumped them in the pot. Then I realized J.W is a weird per-pony. He'll eat anything. I grabbed some Brussels sprouts, shredded them up, and put them in the pot. I got three ups out. Each already had Medly's, Lauren's, and Craig's name on them. In Craig's glass was just plain milk, since he did nothing mean. I grabbed a ladle and spooned my creation into the left over glasses. I poured milk into it and mixed it. You could hardly see the sludge, all you saw was milk. I sniffed it and was delighted.You couldn't smell anything, but the cinnamon  I saw that. I had some sludge left in the and dumped it out the window. After I was done disposing, I saw Lauren, Medly, and Craig walking towards the house.


I flew up the stairs and stood near the banister. From here I had a perfect view of the walking into the kitchen.

"If my calculations are correct. The hot summer sun, AKA the enemy, would make them thirsty. They would grab their cup not question it and drink. I will hide under Lauren's bed and pretend to be asleep. When they find me ready to kill me I pretend to be confused. It only works half of the time, but still worth it. " I whispered to my self.

I looked over at the kitchen and saw them drink. Instantly Lauren ran to the sink and puked. Jw questioned the taste then gagged. I slightly giggled, I didn't want them to here me. I fluttered off the ground and somehow made it to Lauren's room. After I was n the sanctuary I ran under her bed. I was think I was safe until-

"FIREFLY !"

Yup. I'm screwed.