Twilight Discovers The Internet

by Alicorn


YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THE COMPUTER?!

Princess Celestia was walking along, making sure everything in the castle was alright. She looked in every room. The sun goddess had a feeling something was wrong ever since the computer incident. So she banned all the computers and executed the creator. Now things were back to normal.

Or so she thought....

She walked up the hallway, toward her sister room. Maybe I shouldn't check on her...she might be sleeping. the princess thought, walking right past Luna's room.

"OH! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID SHELL! MY MARIO WILL BEAT YOU ANYDAY!!" Celestia stopped in her tracks, turned, and burst into her sisters room. There, at her desk, was Luna. ON A COMPUTER!

Celestia gasped and said, "LUNA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT...THAT...THING?!?!" Luna's pupils shrank.

"W-well...you s-see sister...I...uh...." Luna stuttered. Celestia raised and eyebrow.

"You what?"

Luna took a deep breath and said, "I wanted to try a computer out on my own." It was hard for Luna not stutter when she said that. Celestia wanted to pull Luna away and throw the computer out the window. But another thought floated in her mind.

"How did you even get that? I thought we banned all computers!" Celestia asked.

Luna rolled her eyes and said, "I got this out of the garbage." Celestia stared at her in disgust.

"We'll, you're getting rid of that computer right now." Celestia spoke sternly. The moon goddess frowned at her sister.

"What's so bad about the computer? All I've been discovering on here is awesome things like cool games, neat writing websites, and more." Luna said. Celestia face-hoofed.

"Don't tell me you actually like the computer." the sun goddess pleaded.

"Not unless I discover something really terrible, I think computers are great." Luna said, turning back to the computer. Celestia thought for a moment. What was something that would scare the day lights out of Luna and make her hate the computer? Then Celestia remembered something that scared her. She reached over her little sister and typed on the computer.

"Tiaaaaaa! What are you doing?!" Luna asked. "I was just in the middle of a game!"

Celestia rolled her eyes and said, "Shut up and watch this." The computer was set on PonyTube, downloading a video that was called Ghost Caught On Tape.

"Okay. Whatever." Luna said watching the video while Celestia hid under Luna's bed. The video began with a simple rocking chair not moving.

Luna rolled her eyes and mumbled, "Worst. Video. Ever." She wanted to exit the tab but that chair in the video started rocking. Luna stared at it.

"What the-"

Suddenly, a scary face popped off the screen and screaming blasted through the speakers. That should scare her off the computer for good! Celestia thought. She got out from under the bed, expecting to see Luna scared. But instead, she saw Luna staring blankly at the screen.

"What exactly was that for?" Luna asked, unamused. Celestia's mouth dropped.

"Why aren't you scared?!?!" She asked.

"Sister, I've been on the moon. Nothing can get any scarier then that." the moon goddess explained.

"But...but-" Celestia said, not believing this. Then another idea came to mind. She pushed Luna away and typed again.

"Can you stop doing that?" Luna asked, annoyed. Celestia's reply was hiding under Luna's bed again.

"Just watch the video." the ruler of the sun said.

Luna stared blankly at the screen. She looked at the title. Pinkie Pie: Cupcakes

"Tia, there is nothing scary about cupcakes!" Luna said.

"Just watch the bucking video!" Celestia argued.

"OKAY FINE." Luna yelled, turning back to the screen. She watched Pinkie Pie kill Rainbow Dash by doing terrible things. Once the video ended, Clestia climbed out from under the bed.

"Scared now?" Celestia asked.

"Nope." Luna said, unamused. Celestia groaned.

"You're still getting rid of that computer."

"Tiaaaa!" Luna complained. As the sisters argued, two royal guards stood outside the door.

"I wonder what's going in there." the first spoke.

"I don't know, something about computers I guess." said the second.

Celestia stormed out of the room, carrying the computer with her magic running right past the guards, almost causing them to almost fall over.

"That was close." the first one said. The second nodded.

"TIAAAAAAAAAAAA! GET THE BUCK BACK HERE! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FLANK!" Luna said, running after her sister. The guards fell over.

"Those two and computers." the second guard groaned.