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// EP 5: Pony Songs That Ponies Most Likely Don't Sing 
// Story: My Little Pony: The Lost Episodes Season 2 1/2 
// by The Pancake Enigmas 
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	"Thank Yall for comin tuh Sweet Apple Acres for this humble get tuh geather."

"Cheerilee,  This is Apllejacks farm..." Fluttershy whispered. 

"Hush up!" Demanded Cheerilee. "Arbor Day is stupid!"

"I'm an apple buckin Pegasus!" Yelled Applejack as she lit a fire around the ponies who showed up. "Roll call! Fabio! Rainbow Dash! Rarity! CheeseBurger! Twalaught! Pinkamemeanana! Rainbow Dad!"

"I have a father?" Asked Rainbow Dash as her eyes began to sparkle and a hole started to fill in her multiple hearts.

"Shut up! Ahm doin Role Call!" Shouted Applejack. "Cheerilee! Ned, the soulless duck! Sweetie Belle! Princess Celestia! Luna! Discord!"

"Wait." Interrupted Discord. "Why am I free? My contract says I don't get reformed until season 3..."

"Well," Started Twilight. "Considering your the king of chaos, it is kind of obvious that you should easily be able to free yourself, using some physics breaking, twisted, uncomprehendable, chaotic spell. However, we just decided it would be nice for you to join us."

"Silence! ROLE CALL!!! Diamond Tiara! Scootaloo! Apple Bloom.... Dead... Crackle! Sombra!"

"Whos Sombra?" Asked Rainbow Dash. He looks like he had a recent disturbance in his character..."

"IS THAT EVERYPONY?!?! PROBABLY NOT!!! IMMA PEGASUS!!!! I WIN!!!! LETS SING SONGS!!!!!!!"

"I HATH CREATED A TUNE!!!!" Royally announced Luna. 

What My Cutie Mark Is Telling ME (Villain)

Luna: The chaos hath been doubled, I need not control it
I can make earth ponies fly, but the ponies throw a fit.
The ponies want to stop it, but they would rather flee,
Harmony is my enemy, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

Discord: My talent is a diamond hat, and I'm not very proud of that.
When I walk into the school house, everypony thinks of me a brat.
Please tell me where my flank is! Cos anyone can see,
I'm not even a pony, but it's what my cutie mark

Sombra: I always wear this metal dress, in shame of my lame flank
But this new cutie mark has declaired me the highest rank!
I am the Queen of darkness, my slaves will be set free!
This is def'nitly my destiny! And it's what my cutie mark is telling me!

Diamond Tiara: My talent is magic?! I don't even have a horn!
My name is just a joke, I loath the day I was born!
I'm sorry Twilight Sparkle but you're my worst enemy
I do not think I'll ever see, exactly what my cutie mark is telling me!

Trixie: I cannot even see my mark that my destiny gave,
but suddenly I have then need for crystals and some slaves.
I mutter to myself, and I scare every pony.
Black magic's now inside of me, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me...    


[INSERT APPLAUSE HERE]

"Well," Sighed Twilight. "As awful as that was, it will probably be the best thing I'll hear all night..."