Teeny Weeny Spikey Wikey

by VanillaBeam


Pink Forest

Pink Forest

Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie, all came back from their trip, and looked around the library. They saw that it was an absolute mess. There were cups on the tables, napkins on the floor, and it was just plain filthy. But, Twilight really didn't mind the mess at all. All she wanted to do is see that Spike was okay.

"How did everything go Applejack?" Twilight asked.

"Oh it was fine. Everypony enjoyed themselves, and the princess had a great time too." AJ replied.

"....... and how is Spike?"

"We had such a fun time with him. Ah think he had a great time too."

"Oh that's wonderful. Where is he right now?"

"In the kitchen, with the princess."

"She knows?"

"Ya. She's sleepin' in there with him. She must be very tired."

"Or..... being she's the princess of the night, and comes into our dreams, she must be talking to him. That is great. Now we'll be able to hear what he is feeling." Twilight stepped into the kitchen and saw Luna curled up as if she was asleep. Twilight looked around, and finally found Spike burrowed in Luna's back fur. He looked so cute to her. It was actually pretty late, and Twilight was dead tired. So she even decided to curl up next to Luna, close enough to see Spike, and started drifting off as well.

"Goodnight........... my little Spike." Twilight said, right before she went to sleep.

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Spike was slowly woken up by movement on his bed, or back more like. The giants back was swaying from side to side almost like it was trotting.

"Hey! Whoa! What's going on?" he said out loud. He sat up and realized something was very different. Luna's back wasn't............... pink. It hit Spike really fast. "I'M ON PINKIE PIE! How did I get here? What am I gonna do?" He looked up and sure enough, it was Pinkie's poofy mane. It's scent was strong with cotton candy. Must be her shampoo.

"I need to get her to hear me, I gotta get to her ear." he said. He grabbed a hold of Pinkie's mane, and started climbing. As he climbed, he looked around and saw that he wasn't in the library anymore, they were at the market. Pinkie then began to skip along, making the ride very very bumpy for Spike.

"STOP IT PINKE! I'M GONNA BE SICK!" he said as he continued up.

After a while of bouncing, and loosing his grip three times, he made it to the top of her head. He could see nothing but a humongous pink jungle, with nothing but pink vines all around him. The scent of cotton candy was so strong up there.

"Oh great, how do I find her ear." he thought.

"I'LL TAKE TO PLEASE." Pinkie boomed, as she seemed to be buying something. Of course, she's at the market.

"WOULD YOU LIKE THESE IN A BAG PINKIE." asked the cashier. Pinkie nodded, creating a massive earthquake for Spike, throwing him all around like a ragdoll. When Spike landed, he saw the huge cashier from Pinkie's mane.

"I must be near her forehead." he said. "Maybe I can't get her to hear me, but I'll get her to see m- WHOOOOOA!" All of a sudden, Pinkie started bouncing around again, but she was actually bouncing. Spike held on for his life onto Pinkie's mane, hoping he wouldn't loose his grip, and fall and be trampled on.

He listened to every earthquaking bounce she took. She seemed to be humming a tune in her head as she bounced. When she stopped for a second to look around, she saw Spike hanging from the front tip of her mane. She boomingly giggled.

"SPIKE, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE AWAKE. TWILIGHT WAS BUSY MAKING YOUR POTION, AND SINCE, WELL, I DIDN'T GET ANY TIME WITH YOU WHILE YOU WERE SO TWEENY WEENY, I WANTED TO TAKE YOU WITH ME TO THE MARKET, SO WE COULD HANG OUT. I GOT YOU A CRYSTAL TOO, FOR YOUR LITTLE APPETITE. HEHEHEHEHE, MY TEENY WEENY SPIKEY WIKEY!" she continued to giggle........ Spike was afraid more than ever.

Pinkie took him off her mane, gave him a quick huge nuzzle, and put him back on her back with the shard. Spike nibbled away, and Pinkie trotted back to the library, making sure his ride was more safer, and stable. He liked this pony ride much better.