//------------------------------// // FIE Omake bonus: Alternate endings // Story: Friendship is Eternal // by Alchemystudent //------------------------------//         Twilight opened her eyes, allowing herself to get used to her surroundings. Shaking her head she stepped out from the darkened hallway that she was in and tried to figure out where she was in Equestria. The first thing she realized that she was on a boat, and second that there was a small yellow pegasus with a pink hat. The little pony turned to the small unicorn and a big smile came across his face, “Hey, captain, Twilight’s awake!”         “Oh, that’s wonderful Flutters,” Said a high pitched female voice as she swung down from an orange grove, “Twilight, I’m so glad you are all right,” said the pink pony, adjusting her straw hat.         Twilight looked up at the pink pony with the strawhat with wide eyes. She then looked around the ship to see her other friends doing chores and walking around the boat, “Oh, no...I went too far ahead! I’m in another world...and the worst part is, I haven't gotten past Skypeia yet!!!!!!!”         Twilight opened her eyes to the sounds of voices, “Do you think she is ok?”                  “I don't know, I have never seen a dog this sick before.”         “Well, she’s still breathing, so she must all right.”         Twilight soon opened her eyes fully to see that she was in what appeared to be a pet shop. Before her were a collection of small animals, “Wha...where am I and what do they mean by dog,” Twilight lifted up her hooves to see that they were small purple paws. Turning to the nearest mirror, she looked at the reflective surface and found herself, “I’M A DOG!!!!!!!!” and then fainted.         Twilight opened her eyes to find herself in a chariot being pulled by little kittens with wings. Next to her was a little rubber mouse with green scales, “huh?”         “And one other piece of advice Twilight, make some friends!”         “Oh no! Now I am going have to wait a year before the events can happen again so I can try again!!! Oh well, cue the music.” My little kitten, My little kitten Ahhhhhhh I use to wonder what being playful could mean ‘til you all shared its magic with me catching mice Sleeping on the couch, Drinking milk playful fighting, purring softly and magic makes it all complete my little kitten do you know that you are my very best friends mew!         “Hey, TS. Are you alright,” asked a blonde haired, young earth pony.         Twilight opened her eyes and looked at him, “Huh, yeah, I’m fine Ron I was just...” Twilight then realized that she had no idea who this guy was or where she was. Just when she was about to ask questions, she heard a strange beeping noise, “Twi here.”         “Twilight, just got a hit on the site...” said a black unicorn from behind a computer screen.         “I have no idea what I am doing...but I think I can manage”         “Huh, where am I?” Twilight a small purple unicorn with an adorable body said.         “Dont know who you are little lady but I can help you.” Said a bland character emotionlessly.         “Uh, thanks?” the purple blur said. “But do you think you could speak less robotically.”         “What do you mean?” Said the incinvable in universe character.         “Like that!” The girl said.         “Perhaps you would like to stay and work on your shopping while I  go and fight.” said the blue man.         “Shopping, but I don't need to shop.” Twilight said, “And can we fix the grammer here?”         “Nonsense, all girls love shopping no matter the character or personality.” Said the moron.         “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Twilight screamed.         Twilight looked around her surroundings and discovered that she was now small and could fit onto a desk. Trying her best to move her head, she also discovered that she was a little plush toy on a computer desk. Looking on the screen, she read, “Friendship is Eternal? Wait... ”         “Hey kid, wake up. Its time to get the review up,” said a black coated stallion with a small hat and a cigarette in his hoof.         “Review? What review,” Twilight, now in a small trench coat and a fedora on her head, said as she walked to a small green futon.         “DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! That was a really gnarly fall you took. You sure you are ok man?” Said a stallion with a backwards baseball cap as he adjusted his sunglasses.         “Yeah, I’m fine,” Said Twilight as she sat on the futon and looked to a small camera, “Pollo, start up the feed,” A small blue robot nodded and pressed a button, turning the camera on, “ Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall where bad comics burn. Today we are going to look at the old My little Pony comics that came out in the 80s... ”         “Thats it, I have had enough of all of these alternate realities. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR...FOR THIS MADNESS. WHO ARE YOU, HMMMM!?” Twilight yelled as a door was drawn in front of her and closed.         A blue mare with a magicians hat smiled evily, “hehehe, ain’t I a stinker?” she said as she sat in front of the laptop and continued to type.