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// Cheptar 11: OMBA! This changes everything! 
// Story: My Harshwhinnial 
// by horizon 
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Cheptar 11

(AN: Y IS EVERY1 COMPLANEING THERE R NOT ENUF POLT TWISTS!!!  FINE!!!!!!!  I twsit ALL teh twits! U AXED 4 IT)

"NO!" I screamed smadly.  Ultramarathon tried to throw a party to cheer me up but I told her to buck off and ran to my room, wetting myself with tears.  Celestia chased after me shouting, but I slammed the door in her face and she couldn't come because it was a colt's room.

"Oh Twilicorn!" I cried angry tears of loss.  "I quit sports too." I whispered.  It was dramatic.  But it was practice time so I did that instead.  I shot a biathlete, and ran six laps to my moon and back.  On lap seven my mom was there in my locker room after her own sports practice and she talked to me while we took a shower.

"Hi Meddle" Tripleharsh said.

"Sup mom." I said depressed.

"I'm sorry about Twilicorn because she was kinda cool but I never made sexs with her." She said sadly.

"I know." I said because I knew.

"If I was going to cheat with anyone it would be the hottest stallion in Equestra (she means me) because my standards as an inspector are really high." She admitted with a giggle.

"Me to," I said, except the stallion part because ew.  "Also you are best pony and a good athlete."  We hugged and kissed in a TOTALLY CHASED and NOT SICK way.

Suddenly…… "aHA!  HA!  HAHAHA!" erupted the rOYAL cANTERLOT vOICE!

I couldn't bucking believe it.  I looked out the window and screamed… they were in the bushes!  Princesscorns Luna and Cadunce were spying on our shower and taking a video tape!  Cadence was looking at my thing!

"nOW WE CANST BLAKEMEL THOU AND LIETH TO EVERYONE THAT THEE GOT THY INSPECTORNESS THROUGH NEPOTITION AND YOU WILL LOSE THY MEDDLES!" LUNA SAID.

"EW! YOU SICK BUCKING PEDOGRAPHERS!  I"M ONLY SIXTEEN!"  I screamed hiding behind my muscles.

"How dare you pedospy on my son!" Tripleharsh pointed her triplehorn at Luna and Cadunce and smashed them with Harshwhinnia.  I took my AK-47 and emptied 40 clips into them and they both started screaming and the camera exploded twice.  Suddenly, Celestia ran in.  "meddle u need 2 know that - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SISTER" she shoulted looking at Cadunce and Luna and rarisected them with her princesscorn powers and suddenly…

Raricorn galloped up to the castle and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Raricorn?  You just call yourself that, you're not even an alicorn!"

"I MAY BE JUST A UNICORN…" Raricorn paused for suspense.  "BUT I HAVE A RECORD FOR SPORTS MEDDLES!"  Everyone gasped.

"This cannot be." Cadunce gasped as blood dripped from her hooves where Celestia had rarisected her.  "We need ponies to believe us and not Raricorn to blakemel Meddle off the Coommitee."

"WELL THEY BUCKING WON'T!" I yelled smadly.

Lupa held up the recorder trumpetly.  "aW CONTRAIR!  tHE CAMERA MAY BE RUINED BUT THY TAPE IS STILL THERE!"

I felt faint, like I had trained lots but not eaten breakfast or lunch all day.

"rARICORN WHY ARE YOU AGAINST THIS" thou asked dirtily. 

And then she said the special words that I had heard before but not from her.  I did not know whether to feel shocked or happy or to faint from hunger.

"BECAUSE… BECAUSE…" Raricorn said and she paused in midair dramitacally, reflecting her meddles off the light.  Then she swooped down to me on her knees, singing the best song by Queenicorn.

"Because sports?" Cadunce asked in a little afraid voice because she was a nerd.

Raricorn pointed sneerily at Cadunce.  "You got blood on your face!  You big disgrace!  Somebody better put you back into your place."  Then she turned back to me and sang

"I do, I do, LOVE YOU!"

(AN: OMBA thsi was loooooooooong catpher!  I ca'nt fic 2morro bcuz faild trip BTU I ½ a SERPRIZE………)