Two Meatbags And A Robot In Equestria

by Bendy


Beer Drinking Robot

Inside the Planet Express Ship Fry and Leela were still in bed fast asleep, however in within the crew's quarters, the alcoholic robot Bender lay wide awake on the floor, with a magnet on his forehead making him sing 'She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain'.

"She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes...

He wished through his singing that he was back home in his own universe, so he could get his hands on a memory enema to completely forget the horrors of last night.

All of a sudden Bender stood up, pulled the magnet off his head, followed by throwing it on the ground.

"Well, it's done now, no use pondering on it. Best thing to do is to try forget about it."

With that Bender walked out of the room into the cargo bay and headed down the ship's stairs.

Outside Bender was greeted by a warm sunny morning as he walked down the ship's stairs.

"It's nice out."

He took a cigar out from his chest cabinet, and lit it up with his left middle finger using it as a lighter.... Unfortunately, his lighter finger came out with only small insignificant sparks.

"Ahhh, come on!" he tryeed again to light his cigar still the same result. "Ah for fuck's sake!"

It was was then that Bender noticed Spike standing outside Rarity's house, which was still being repaired.

"HEY DRAGON!" he shouted.

"What?!" he shouted back.

"Get over here and light my cigar!"

"No!"

"Ah come on, please!"

"Well OK, since you said please."

Spike walked over to Bender and lit his cigar up for him by blowing out a small light green flame out from his mouth, which gently set alight the tip of Bender's cigar.

"Thanks."

"You're welcome."

"Question."

"Yes?"

"Do you know where I can find someone who owns a buffer?"

"For what?"

"So that they can use it to polish my ass."

"Uhhh, I think Aloe and Lotus at the spa could use their buffer to polish your ass."

"You know what forget I asked."

Bender walked away suddenly deciding he didn't want his assed polished after all.

"What an ass."

***

Discord stood a top a snowy mountain looking disappointed at the results of bringing Fry, Leela and Bender to Equestria.


"This is boring! Perhaps, I should just send them home? Or maybe do something crazy? Like send other characters like Teletubbies or something here. Or maybe send them on a Multiverse traveling adventure?"

Discord grinned nastily, followed by disappearing in a blinding flash of light.