My Harshwhinnial

by horizon


Chpaetr 10: A musical interlude

chapter10

(AN: Evry1 hoo wrote dis fic tlod me 2 fic MOAR SINGS! Since their r not 2 meni gud sing fics abt sports So I will)

I was really smad about Nightmare Discord all day. I got so upset and went to rehearsals with my arena metal dubstep band Me And The other Elements of Sportsmareship. We win gold meddles for singing. The other elements of Sportsmareship in the band are Ultramarathon Muscle Mare, Twilicorn, Rainbow Dashicorn, Fluttershy (although we call her Iron Willamena now. She put her mane into racing stripes to go faster and wears running shoes.) and Raricorn who's not an alicorn. Also mom. And sometimes Trixie is our backup drummer. Only today Triplewhinnny and Twilicorn were both upset so they didn't go to rehearsals and the rest of us practiced without them. I knew Twilicorn was probably quitting sports (but I knew she wouldn't mean it because if she did she'd become a nerd with books n stuff, ew) and Triplewhinny was probably writing harsh reject letters to earth pony towns who wanted the Games.

I put on my music costume. We preformed in luckydoor masks and gold capes like marexican wrestlers but with lots of meddles on our chests. We sang a cover of Sports by Huey lewis And The news.

"I want a new drug
"One that won't hurt my head
"One that won't make my mouth too dry
"Or make my eyes too red

"One that won't make me nervous
"Wonderin' what to do
"One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you (AN: This song copyrite Sports)

"And at the end of the song I burst into manly tears.

Meddle! Are you OK?" Ultramarathon asked, concerted.

"What the buck do you think?" I asked angrily. "Nightmare Disco came and the bucking bastard told me to bucking kill Triplewhinnny! But I don't want to because she's best pony, even if she did go out with Twilicorn. But if I don't kill mom then Nightmare Discord will bucking kill Twilicorn!" I burst into tears.

Suddenly Twilicorn jumped from behind the drum set.

"Why didn't you bucking tell me!" she shouted. "How could you -you -you EARTH PONY!"

I cried and cried and cried. Twilicorn started to cry too because that hurt. She ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly in walked… Princesscorn Celestia! Her eyes were on fire and I knew this time it was serious.

"meddle what have u done" She cried flaming tears. "we found twilicorn dead she quit sports & suicide from shame"