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// hCapter 9: ENTER THE VILLIAN 
// Story: My Harshwhinnial 
// by horizon 
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hCapter 9…

(AN: STOP FLAMING OK!  I dntn play all teh sportsballs so sumtims i ½ 2 makeup gusses on traning. liek 4 marthons u kcik clouds 4 halostorms or sumthin.  Also iz NOT oc 4 cadunce 2 haet Twilcorn cuz cadunce reds books && twi is sexy w/ith sports.  Lijke all NERDS sheis jalous)

I was so smad.  (AN: This means sad && mad at once)  I couldn't believe Twilicorn made sexs with my mom.  I cried manly tears and punched the tree where I did it with her.

Then suddenly a horrible pony snuck up on me!  He was a statue of an athlete with dragon scales like gold meddles and narhwal horn and two eagle paws and sharp wings.  He didn't have a nose (just like if you look at a pony head on) and he had bigger muscles than pony chuck Norris.  But he wasn't an athlete, he was just really strong.  It was…… Nightmare Discord!

"No!" I shoulted scared but he snapped his fingers and took away my triplecorn wings so I couldn't run away.

So instead I beat him up.  His statue shattered and he fell to the ground and started to scream.  I felt bad for him even though he was a little bit like an earth pony so I stopped.

"Meddle." He yelloed.  "Go kill Miss Triplewhinny"

I thought about Triplewhinny and her sculpted body and spandex sweaters and the sillawet of how she looked in the showers.  But not like that you sickos.  Like how perfect of an athlete she was.  Because you can admire someone's body for awesomeness.  Twilicorn said to me in my memory, "You don't understand our love", so I thought, what if they didn't have pony sexs at all?  That meant mom was still a virgin!

"I won't do that, Nightmare Discord!" I shouted back.

Nightmare Discord gave me an Ak-47 with extended magazine and foldable tactical foregrip.  "Do it"

"No!  Please." I begged.

"Do it"

"I won't do that, Nightmare Discord!" I shouted back.

"But you must"

"I won't do that, Nightmare Discord!" I shouted back.

"If you don't, then I kill your wife Twilicorn"

"How did you know she proposd to me back in the showers after Princesscorn Luna caught us doing it!" I gasped in a surprised fashion.

Nightmare Discord rolled his eyes at me and then picked them back up.  "I snuck into the room as a changeling" He said cossackly.  "Kill Triplewhinnny and you know what will happen to Twilicorn" he shouted then he turned back into a statue and ran away.

I was so smad (AN: this means scared && mad at once) I didn't know what to do.  Suddenly Twilicorn came in the woods.

"Twilicorn!  Hi!" I said glad.

"Hi." She sighed back.  She wasn't naked any more.

"Are you ok?" I asked.

"No." She said depressed.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you making sexs with my mom but I thought that's what you did." I exposited.

"That's okay." She said gloomly and we went back to the princesscorn Castle together, making out.