Charpet 8.
(AN: Every1 cumplanes abt Triplecom && Twilicom names confuzed && allso Triplecom is cornfusing ass a triplecom so FIEN I fix fic 4 u. Hrashwhinnny now TRIPLEHARSH ok? I dunno want 2 chaeng earliar chrapters so rember this!)
Everyone in the commiittee stared at me when Twilicorn came in the room because she was naked and begging me to take her back.
"Meddle, it's not what you think!" Twilicorn screamed sadly.
Meanwhile, my friend Ultramarathon Muscle Mare smiled at me understatedly. She flexed her leg biceps to show off her training. Like me she was one of the seven Elements of Sportsmareship. She trained every day and flexed for little foals to show them how awesome sports were. Ultramarathon was kidnapped when she was born and grew up on a rock farm and everyone used to called her Pinkamena instead of her real name. Her real parents are princesscorns and one of them has equestrian Games records but nobody knows who he is. She trains to live up to his legacy every day. It also turns out her real last name is Muscle instead of Pie.
But Ultramarathon didn't say anything so I'll talk about her later.
"What is the purpose of this illogical defenestration of nudity!" Princesscorn Cadunce hearted at me but I ignored her.
"Mom I can't believe you cheated with Twilicorn!" I shoulted at Tripleharsh.
Everyone gasped.
I don't know why Meddle is so mad at Twilicorn. She went out with Tripleharsh (lesbians is ok if it's bisexual) for a while but then she broke mom's heart by dumping her for stupid books. Tripleharsh was just good friends now with Twilicorn. But even though Twilicorn had been nerdy for a while she got better and started training for sports again.
"I'm not going out with Twilicorn anymore!" Tripleharsh said.
"Yeah bucking right! Buck you, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the castle and into the Everfree Forest where I lost my virility to Twilicorn and then I began preparing to burst into manly tears.