Arby 'n' The Chief

by ColoradoBlueJay


Chapter two: Teh 3KW3stri4N pwni3s

Luna looked around back behind the t.v. screen and made two observations, one being that black cables ran far out, and two, the cables passed through a small blues spinning portal. But one question still remained, how did it get here? She shrugged it off and picked up the ‘xbox controller’ that she figured out was called. The t.v. screen still shone bright and another notification tab appeared. A strange voice came through and scared Luna, causing her to squeal, and fire a random bolt of magic at the screen.
“Oh no.” she said as a portal opened up on the screen and something crawled it’s way out. She gulped.
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The arbiter continued playing halo. Strangely no one was around, almost as if the whole lobby closed.
“Strange.” he thought looking around the Sword Base map. The Chief came back later after he was done with his little rant on how he got killed, due to the Arbiter’s actions.
“You D0|\|3 with teh girlz yet?”
“Yes.”
“Good, canz I play teh Haloz noaw?”
“Sure I’m going to go use the computer.” He got down off the leather seat and began to walk towards the computer desk. Chief tackled him to the ground and looked into his face.
“I’m going to uze teh computer.” They continued that position, looking into each other’s eyes, until they’re attention was brought back to the t.v. screen that was glowing faintly blue and began to get brighter and brighter until...... white, pure white surrounded Arbiter and Chief. They stood to their feet and looked around, they were inside the game itself. Before having any time to celebrate or at least chief would to, another sensation of pulling brought them back into the white realm.

A blue hole opened up revealing an escape. Arbiter climbed through with Chief in tow. They lay on the ground completely motionless. “Am I finally dead,” Arbiter thought. “Or is this my true calling?” He opened his eyes and took in the world around him. He lifted a hand to touch his face. It felt soft, too soft. He studied his arm and saw that it didn't have the plastic texture anymore. He stood to a full height and wobbled around like a drunk. His whole being was transformed to look like his character in Reach. He touched his right side and felt a cold metal object. He brought the pistol up to bear and inspected it. “Can't be that hard to use, that’s if it even works at all.” he thought. Looking to the ground he saw a black DMR on the pebbly marble floor.

A midnight blue horse stood before Arbiter with puny size resemblance. They stood still and gazed at each other. Chief still lay on the floor.
“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”
He returned his attention back to the blue horse in front of him.

“Hello?” he cautiously asked. The horse let out a gasp and took several steps backwards, and bumped into the wooden doors. The doors flung opened, and two smaller horses came in holding onyx spears. Arbiter raised his gun and aimed it at the two pegasi.
“Put your weapon down.”
“Yea do it, freak.” The two stallion guards spoke and (they had a similar voice to two of Trent’s followers, Kyle and Cody.)

“Please I do not wish any harm against you, why don't we all back off and give each other breathing room.” He said staring at the two lunar guards.
“Not going to happen buddy.” The guard on the right said showing his teeth.
“Alright then. I revoke my offer, you die first.” As he finished, he swapped his DMR to his pistol in a rather clumsy motion. He took a few steps to the guard and pointed the barrel of the gun to the guard’s head.
“STOP!” shouted the blue horse. Now all eyes rested on her. “Please lower your spears.” The guards did as they were told.
“I am sorry for the intrusion, will you accept my apology?”
He asked with high spirits.

“It is duly noted, yes I accept your apology,” The blue horse said looking up to Arbiter. “I am princess Luna, co-ruler of Equestria.”

“Equestria? Why does that sound familiar?” He said aloud for everyone to hear. Chief finally woke up and looked around pointing his assault rifle at the ponies in front of him.

“Who teh he11z R theze b1ch3s?” Chief asked staring at them profoundly.

“They are our friends and will be treated as such. I believe that we are in their world now and must follow their rules. There will be no shooting and no physical violence, am I understood?” He asked staring down at Chief.

"K"

“Glad you agreed.”

“:(“

“If you two would be so kindly to follow me?” Luna asked walking through the doors. They obediently followed her out into the massive corridors of the castle. They walked in silence, and gained terrified looks from the ponies that were unfortunate enough to catch sight of them. They rounded a corner and a huge set of wooden double doors towered over them. It opened with a blue and yellow glow to each individual one. A long red carpet ran along the marble floor to a throne with a white alicorn sitting comfortably on it.
“Luna, what have you done?” The white alicorn asked, with a expression of shock plastered on her face.