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// (What if) Pipsqueak Really WAS a  Pirate? (Prompt #181) 
// Story: Thirty-ish Minute Pony Stories 
// by Abecedarian 
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TMP Prompt #181 - “Alternity”

Prompt: What if?
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…Pipsqueak Really WAS a Pirate?


At crack of dawn Luna has gone, 
to have a little bite.

(The moon is quite heavy, 
so she has an appetite.)

But when she looks for candy, 
she finds instead a fright!

For Pipsqueak the Pirate, 
Has stolen every bite!

O Pipsqueak the Pirate!
A colt of high renown!
Has taken every jujube!
Every sugar crown!

Pipsqueak the Pirate!
His voice fills you with dread!

“There’s candy on the wind, boys, let’s go full speed ahead!”

Pipsqueak the pirate!
King of the seven seas!

“Hide your candy all you like, it’s never safe from me!”

Oh, Apple’s Bloom,
It blooms for him.

And Sweetie’s Belle,
It rings.

Tootsie plays love songs,
All day upon her Flute.

And Scootaloo,
She, um…she s-scoots?

But Pipsqueak the Pirate!
He’ll never find a mate!
He finds the girls all icky!
Because he’s only eight!

Pipsqueak the Pirate,
Won’t have any of it!

“The only kisses that I want are made of choc-o-late!”

Pipsqueak the Pirate!
He’ll break your heart, it’s true!

“My lady‘s name is Baby Ruth, I have no time for you!”

Pipsqueak the Pirate!
Terror of Ponyville!

Sneaker-away of snacks,
And maker-off of meals!

If you’ve got a pantry,
He’ll steal everything that’s in it!

The only thing that slows him down is that fearful

--Time Limit--

“Aw, time for bed, guys. Let‘s steal more tomorrow!”