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// Ninth Entry: Assuming Control 
// Story: When Worlds Colide 
// by Muleicous 
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Day 56: Is this thing working? Oh thank god it is! Hey guys, sorry about the long break between my last post and this one, my newest house guest seemed to think that she could find a snack on the various porn sites around the internet. (Chrissy note: How was I supposed to know it was all staged?! Do I look like the kind of person who would know about the internet?Either way, her computer privileges have been completely revoked aside from posting on the blog. Anyway, you guys probably want to know what's been going on since the last time we updated... Nothing good!
Seriously, it's like the entire world flipped upside down for some of us. First, i got fired from my job (apparently my boss has a problem with the company I keep), but thanks to Pinkie and Vinyl where able to stay afloat till I found a new job. Then something pretty... creepy happened between Vinyl and Chrysalis, I'll let them tell you guys about it and I'll try and focus more on the stuff going on with me. Well, my girlfriend Sheila broke up with me, she had found some other guy and decided that I wasn't good enough for her anymore, or something like that. Oh well, I don't need her any way. (Pinkie note: He cried... A lot. Even my cake couldn't help him, and Chrissy even tried to cheer him up with a song.) (Chrissy note: The song was Pinkie's idea, and it was some horrid thing about having to share or care or get mauled by a bear or something.) So, on top of losing my job I also lost my girlfriend. Fluttershy still lives with her, so I have to see her with that new guy... Grrrr! This has been the worst fucking year I've seen! 
The only good part is that now I have one less house guest to worry about, but like I said I'll let Vinyl and Chrysalis tell you about that.

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Hey everypony, whazup? So, Dan told me that I have to tall you guys about that thing me and the Changeling queen got into last week. It was buckin' legendary. So, here I am sitting at the bar, got Pinks handing out punch, got cheese-legs sitting next to me, when this big ass guy comes out of no where and starts cussing me out.
He starts callin' me a slut and an abomination, I'm assuming he's drunk off his nut so I ignore him in true blue swag style, but then he starts dissing my music. Now, let me get one thing straight, you can rag on me, you can call me whatever you want, but the second, THE SECOND, you diss the wubs you're going down. Anyway, I hit this guy right in the jaw hard, he goes down like a light, but then his buddies start to surround me and cheese-legs. It wasn't just humans either, there where like four pegasi with them, and they where pissed with a capital 'P'.
Well, now I'm surrounded, I can't take on these many guys at once. (Chrissy note: That's what she said!) (Dan note: I'm so sorry about that one.) I'm looking around, trying to reason witht hem, when out of nowhere cheese-legs fircken teleports us out of there. Now I'm in the bar's parking lot with cheese-legs, hugging her and saying thank you when who should show up but Octy. Octavia starts screaming her head off with a 'always a cheater' this and 'you don't respect me' that. So I'm trying to explain everything to her, when cheese-legs just slaps me in the back of the head... Aaaaand there goes my energy buzz. I gotta go get some sleep with my baby, night bitches. Vinyl out!


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I suppose it's my turn then. Well, I slap the DJ in the back of the head, then I wink to her while saying "That's right slave, hug your mistress, I command you to with my super evil Chnageling mind powers!" Then I gave her one of my best 'look at me, I'm evil!' looks. Needless to say, the grey one punched me in the face... It was unpleasant. However, I did feel this warm fuzzy feeling inside, like I was whole again.
That's when I realized I was feeding off their love! Oh great old gods it was so delicious! Ooooooh, I wish I could have more right now... mmmm... (Dan note: I found drool on the keyboard after this... Ew.)

Night 56: Just wanted to show you guys who was in the living room yesterday morning. It was kinda cute.







SLEEPING CANTERLOT VOICE!


Also, I need to tell you guys that Vinyl is planing on moving out asap. Octy and her have decided to start living together again, and they even started talking about marriage. (Chrissy note: Another wedding... lovely.)

Day 57: MUAHAHAHA! I am assuming control of this blog! If any of you have any questions for me, feel free to leave a comment, for I am your goddess now! Bring me your virgins! In fact, bring me your non-virgins! (Dan note: Just humor her guys, she'll stop after a bit)