//------------------------------// // 18. Fluttershy and sexy time // Story: Kill Me Now // by Golden Script //------------------------------// After AJ left we got straight back to the Q&A session between me and twilight. There weren’t many questions between us any more, we knew a lot about each other now, I would have to start asking more questions about her friends I haven’t met yet, if she had any more that is. “Hey, Twi. Do you have any friends I still don’t know of?” “Yeah, there’s rainbow dash and fluttershy. They’re Pegasi. Rainbow dash is the fastest flyer in Equestria and fluttershy takes care of sick animals.” “You mean like a vet?” “No, ponyville has a veterinarian. She takes care of the forest animals.” “Why doesn’t she learn to be a vet?” “Then who would take care of the forest animals?” “Good point. When can I meet them?” “Well I wasn’t planning on anything tomorrow, maybe we can go see rainbow, fluttershy is always at least a little busy. But I think I can contact her and ask for some time. Ill warn you now, she is, like her name implies, very shy around new ponies, and seeing as you’re not a pony I can only imagine how she will react.” She was right, how would she react, would she freak out and attack, or would she run away and bolt the door shut, or call the authority’s? This might not be a good idea. “Well, maybe we should meet rainbow dash first.” “Yeah.” Just then, as if on cue there was a knocking at the door. “I wonder who that could be.” I went to the door to open it for a small yellow mare with a pink mane that seemed to cover one of her eyes at all times. She looked up at me with what looked like wonder. “Dillon, who is it?” “Do you know a mare that is yellow with a pink mane?” I turned my head, not breaking eye contact. Then I heard rushed *calop calop calop* come down to the door. “Fluttershy, this is Dillon, he is friendly, you don’t have to be afraid...” Twilight said rushed. She then seemed confused at her friends reaction, fluttershy hadn’t freaked out she was just staring at him. “What species are you? I’ve never seen anything like this, the closest forest animal would have to be the bears, but they are much bigger and are covered in fur. So what are you?” I turned to twilight “yeah, real shy.” “She would normally run away if a pony she didn’t know opened the door. Fluttershy are you ok?” It was now that she realized just how out of character she was acting. She hid behind her mane and shrunk to about half her normal size “sorry, I was just wondering who your new pet was, or is he an assistant, or some kind of visitor?” “Fluttershy this is Dillon, he’s a human, he is a guest at this point in time.” “Oh, hello, I'm fluttershy. I hope I didn’t do anything you would find insulting or offensive by calling you a pet.” “You know, back on my planet that would be a huge insult.” She coward even more, awaiting for a strike of rage from me “but I'm not on my world am I. I forgive you.” I crouched down and gave her a comforting hug. This calmed her down most of the way. When I stood up twilight punched me in the leg “ow, what was that for?” “For scaring her.” She said with an angry face on. “What can I say; a guy has to have fun now and again.” I said with a small smirk. “Ugh, come inside fluttershy.” She led her friend in and sat her on the couch, all the while giving me a nasty scowl “what did you need fluttershy?” “Oh, I just came over to check out a book, a cook book, angel bunny wants a new meal and he’s had everything from all of mine, I was just wondering if you had anything I could use. But now that I see you have a new animal in the placecould I stay and ask questions about him?” By now I was sitting next to fluttershy and she was looking back and forth between me and twilight. “Sure, what do you want to know?” “Well, just about you,” I thought she sounded like she was on a blind date “your species I mean.” not anymore. “Oh, you mean human kind. Well I could give you all of the sweet little details or I can basically tell you that you really don’t want to know. Sorry but you seem like a really nice girl and I don’t want to spoil that, I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.” “I see. Well then let’s get to you, your life.” “Ok, well, that’s a bit harsh, too; I would like to focus on the present, if that’s ok with you.” “Hee-hee.” “Do you have something to say, twilight?” I gave her an intimidating look, it must not have worked because she just giggled some more. “That’s what fluttershy says all the time, that’s all.” She waved a hoof dismissively. “Ok then, let’s just focus on the here and now.” “Well, how did you get here? You said ‘your world’ do you not live on this planet?” “No I lived on earth, there the dominant species is human, me. Do you have humans here?” “no.” she leaned in with an interested look on her face. She leaned a little too much and fell on me; I caught her before she could hit my lap and probably fall on the floor. This brought our faces embarrassingly close when I lifted her up. We both turned away at the same time, unfortunately this brought her face cramming into twilight who was oblivious to all this. She was surprised and reeled backwards and fell on her back. Fluttershy fell over again, this time I wasn’t there to catch her. Her head fell between twilights back legs face first. I turned to see this and you can only guess the first thoughts that went through my head, I suspect my face turned red and I crossed my legs. As they recovered from what had just happened I turned away like I was facing that way the whole time. When I was sure that they were ready I slowly turned back to a blushing twilight and fluttershy, this was probably the most awkward moment I had ever had. “Well, I had better get going, I have the book and angel bunny is probably starving by now.” She picked up a book and left the house, leaving me and twilight blushing like crazy. “I guess that’s it for today.” Twilight said in an embarrassed tone. “Yeah.” “See you tomorrow or will you be out again?” “I should be in.” “Good, I was worried sick this morning, I thought you left me.” All traces of embarrassment were gone and I saw an opening so I took it. “Oh, baby, I would never leave you.” I said in a romantic tone I took her hoof in my hand and my other around her back and looked into her eyes. She started to blush again. I probably grew one of the most wry smirks ever because the look of soft surprise on her face slowly gave way to extreme rage. Then she slapped me again, not as hard as before but it’s a hoof. “I hate you so much.” I let go and backed off. “I can't help it, when that one comes out, I can't control what he does.” “That one?” “Oh, crap.” I realized I never told her I had MPD “do you know what MPD is?” “Yes.” “Well I have a strange case where I can pull different ones out at different times. Sometimes they can pull themselves out though, that’s what just happened and the same goes for when I saw rarity.” “Oh, so I'm living with a crazy pervert. Great.” “You know it baby.” I got the same voice again but she got up and left before I could grab her “what, was it something I said?”