My dear, most faithful student Twilight,
You really suck at choosing friends. Didn't your parents tell you to keep away from creepy ponies? If they were with you right now I'm sure they'd point at Fluttershy and say as if they were on a safari: "Now THIS is a prime example of a social outcast in it's natural habitat!"
Now, onto more important issues that I failed to get at there... Your friend Fluttershy is drugging up the animals. Since she's probably on it herself, it seems that she can also talk to animals... that ain't right. I know that she's been through some rough times (being a push-over and all of that), but drugs are not the answer! Knowing that you're one of her good friends, I'll be sending you on an assignment to un-drug the animals, and to keep Fluttershy from doing crazy shit, like talking to animals. If she isn't stopped, the wildlife will wreak drugginess. The lakes will be flowing with massive amounts of alcohol and dead bunnies. We don't want that to happen do we? Oh, and you know what else? That water will flow to Ponyville, and quite possibly other parts of Equestria. We've seen some results of the ponies indulging this contaminated water. Yes. Pinkie Pie was the first to be affected. Since we all know that we can't handle more than one Pinkie Pie, let's just try to eliminate this problem fast.
Yours truly,
Princess Celestia