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// Chapter 1: There is sports 
// Story: My Harshwhinnial 
// by horizon 
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Chapter 1.

(AN: Spescial broo hoves 2 Baxle 4 fixng alll teh spelling erras)

Hi my name is Medal Pector'al Biathlon Lula Whinny and I'm a 12-time Junior equestrian Games meddlist (that's how I got my name) with golds in throwing things and golds in galloping and golds in sportsmareship with a mane that reaches my mid-back and icy purple eyes like limpid sweaters and a lot of ponies tell me I look like my dad Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade (AN: but if u think he's cooler than my mom get da hell out of here!?).,  I'm not related to Trixie Lulamoon and I'm glad because she's major bucking adopted.  I'm an inspector but they still let me compete in the games.  I have muscles.  I'm also Miss Lovingcup Harshwhinnny's colt, and I live w/ith her for the last seventeen years (I'm sixteen).  I'm a jock (in case u couldn't tell) and I wear mostly sweat and awesome.  I love gOlds' Gym and I train all my there.  For example today I did 50 wife throws with target wedding ring toss, jumped 30 sharks (blue and bala and greate white), stole 40 cakes, and shot a biathlete.  I was in the showers after.  It was raining outside but also inside until I turned off the weather.  A lot of earth ponies stared at me.  I magicked a middle finger at them.

"Hey Meddle!" shoulted a voice.  I looked up.  It was… Princess Twilicorn!

"What's up Sparkles?" I asked.

"Nothing." She said blushing.

But then, I heard my coach who was also my mom call me and I had to go away.