Up top of a snowy mountain Discord was still fast asleep snoring loudly, due to being bored with the lack of chaos.
Meanwhile in Sugarcube Corner, things weren't going very well for Fry.
"I'm sorry Pinkie Pie." said Fry as he sadly looked down at the smoking cupcakes on the tray within the oven he baked, that were burnt to a crisp.
"Hey." Pinkie Pie put a hoof on his right shoulder giving it a gentle reassuring rub. "You did you're best."
"I guess."
"Someponies like myself like the taste of burnt food." she grabs one of the cupcakes and devours it. "Mmm! See?"
"You're just doing that to make me feel better."
"No really, someponies like the taste of burnt food."
Elsewhere over at Sweet Apple Acres Applejack and Leela were making good progress on harvesting the apples.
"Hi-yah." shouted Leela has she sent dozens of apples off the tree to land in a basket below.
Leela sighed, just as she was about to knock the apples off another tree.
"What's wrong?" said Applejack with a look of concern.
"I'd hate to be a burden if you barely make ends meat selling apples?"
"Ends meat?"
"Make enough money to support yourself and your family without having to pay me."
"Hah! Don't worry. We're quite rich."
"You are?"
"We sell world famous cider, so of course we're rich.
"Really?"
"Yeah, we just don't like to look like we're rich."
"Oh." Leela noticed a storm cloud in the distance. "I think it's gonna rain soon."
"It's not scheduled to rain here."
"OK then." Leela then thought as she went back to work. "So apparently they control the weather? This world is getting crazier and crazier."
***
Back on board the Planet Express Ship, Bender was bored out of his mind sitting on the captain's chair in the cockpit.
"Of all the places to end up, we end up on a fucking planet with talking pastel rainbow horses." he sighed in sadness. "Did I deserve this insanity?"
Suddenly there was the loud sound of thunder followed by it beginning to rain heavily outside the window.
With nothing better to do Bender got up, walked out of the cockpit, and headed down the ship's stairs out into the rain. He needed a shower after all and it's not like he could get a cold out in the rain, being a machine and all.
Bender just stood there outside the ship doing nothing but staring down at the ground with a look of deep sadness across his face.
"Why am I even here? Like what's the point of it all?" he thought trying to understand this illogical world.
Even after the stormed subsided an hour later, Bender was still literally standing there doing nothing but staring at the ground.
Pretty much everypony ignored him as he stood there for hours non end.
Until at some point after a several hours Lyra had approached him noticing how depressed he looked.
"Hey, you OK?"
He said nothing in response.
"Are you OK?"
Still no response.
"Listen about yesterday when I levitated and slammed you on the gr---
"LEAVE Me ALONE!" he shouted.
"I just wanted to say I'm sorry." she pleaded as her eyes became moist.
"What did I just say idiot?" he then shouted "Leave me alone!"
"Okay, I’ll leave you alone." she said in a low voice tears ran down her cheeks.
She gave him one last look of pity before she trotted away.
Soon after Lyra had left, Leela had come back from work after a day of helping Applejack buck apple trees and generally help her family around the farm. It was a good day for Leela, for she got the meet Applejack's little sister Apple Bloom and her grandmother Granny Smith.
"Hey, you OK?" she said sounding concern.
"I'm fine!" he said angrily.
"OK."
With that Leela with up the stairs into the ship to head for a shower.
***
Fry, after finishing his day of work at Sugarcube Corner decided to pay a visit to the Ponyville library, where he was scrolling through books lined up on the shelves through out the library.
"There's no TV here, so I gotta find something fun to read." he thought.
From across the room near the stairs Twilight looked at Fry curiously as he went from shelf to shelf looking for a book to read.
"See anything you like Fry?"
"No."
"May I recommend you a book?"
"Uhh, I don't really like books."
Twilight narrowed her eyes angrily at him, for not only did he just waste her time, but the fact he didn't even like books.
"Then why are you even here?!" she bellowed in frustration.
"Well, I'm kinda looking to see if you have any comics."
"Oh … Well, unfortunately we don't have any comics here."
"Dammit!"
Fry walked out the front door leaving the library.
***
Outside the Planet Express Ship Bender was still standing doing nothing but staring at the ground. When all of a sudden his chest cabinet opened by itself.
"Huh?" Pinkie Pie stuck her head out of his chest cabinet. "You know what, I won't even ask for logical explanations anymore here."
Pinkie Pie jumped out of Bender's chest cabinet to land on her four hooves in front of him.
"Will you be my friend Bender?"
"No!"
Suddenly she looked at him with sad doggy pleading eyes while her lower lip quivered.
"Stop looking at me like that!"
"Pwetty pwease!"
"…. I-I.... I said no." he said as he found it increasingly difficult to 'say no' to those pleading eyes of hers.
"Awww, come on! I even have a party set up for you and your friends starting at nine o'clock tonight at Sugarcube Corner."
Bender growled crossing his arms.
"Fine! I'll be your friend if it'll get you to leave me alone." he shouted.
"Yay!" she shouted suddenly giving him a hug causing him to groan in annoyance.
"Is there booze at them parties of yours?"
"Yes."
"Well, at least if the party sucks there's booze for me to drink."
"Exactly!"
Happy to know Bender was now her friend she ran off at such speed she was a blur to someplace else to leave Bender in peace.
Just as soon as she left Fry had arrived.
"Hey Bender, you gonna go to the party later?"
"Yeah."
Bender lit himself up a cigar using his middle finger as a lighter, while Fry made his way up the ship's stairs.
He puffed his cigar as he assumed Fry was going to have his dinner with Leela on board the ship. Like he cared for his pitiful organic life form friends? Well ... maybe a little.
Fortunately, in Bender's case as a robot he did not need to eat food, however he did need alcohol to fuel his power cells.
The cigars? They were just used to make himself look cool.
"HEY, BENDER!"
Bender looked up to see it was Rainbow Dash that shouted at him, whom held a small storm cloud in her hooves.
"Hello Dash!"
"When do you wanna get hit with lightning?"
"Hit me with the shock juice just before the party starts."
"OK, see you later."
Rainbow Dash flew away taking the storm cloud with her.
"Hmm, maybe I should get a job?" he thought.
He went back up the stairs of the ship to head into the crew's quarters in order to pass the time by watching porn for a few hours.
***
Later at night Bender left early for the party to hide the fact from Fry and Leela that he was gonna get himself whacked out on electricity.
"Can't let those two catch me jacking-on." he thought as he walked down the ship's stairs.
In truth, Bender never stopped getting stoned off electricity, he just did it behind their backs.
And so he made his way over to Sugarcube Corner, where he conveniently met Rainbow Dash just outside holding a small storm cloud.
"Hey, Bender!"
"Yo!"
"Want me to fire lightning at you now Bender?"
"Hold up a second, let me just put this magnet on my head first." Bender took a square yellow refrigerator magnet out from his chest cabinet, he then placed it on his head. Which resulted in him going out of his mind and start to sing Wild Rover, at the same time Rainbow Dash stared at him while giving a weird look.
"I've been a wild rover for many's the year, I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer! But now I'm returning with gold in great store! And I never will play the wild rover no more! And it's no, nay, never, no, nay never no more! Will I play the wild rover, no never no more! I went in to--" Rainbow Dash bucked the cloud hitting Bender with a lightning bolt. "Awwwww yeah!"
With a magnet on his head while being hit with lightning Bender was stoned out of his mind with his vision blurred.
"Bender, are you Okay?" she said with concern has Bender's eyes had become derped.
"Uh..yes... I'm fine."
Bender found it painful to look at Rainbow Dash, for her mane caused his vision to blur with rainbow colors and static giving him a headache.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes... " he groaned in pain as he rubbed his forehead." I'm..... fine."
Rainbow Dash walked away, leaving Bender alone.
"Uhh my head!" he then looked at his fingers to see he had seven on each hand. "Holy shit!"
In reality Bender had only three fingers on each hand. However, with drugs involved, what is real and what is not real isn't all that clear.
So he wondered around Ponyville with a dazed look in his eyes.
Fry and Leela were probably at the party by now, but he forgotten how to get back to Sugarcube Corner due to being out of his mind.
For he had slowly lost his mind and couldn't think with logical sense as he saw Amy Wong, whom wore her usual pink clothes as she walked up to him with a sultry look in her eyes.
"Hey there hot stuff."
"Hey Amy, you end up here too?!"
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The following morning Bender opened his eyes to find to his horror that he wasn't in his own bed, but in Lyra's and Bon Bon's bed, clearly that wasn't Amy last night. Both of them were snuggled up to him, with Lyra on the left and Bon Bon on the right.
Bon Bon sighed happily then spoke. "Good morning."
Bender jumped out of the bed and ran out of the room screaming.
"Such a xenophobe." said Lyra while she crossed her hooves frowning.
Bender screamed as he ran through Ponyville remembering the horrors of last night’s activity with Lyra and Bon Bon while everypony in Ponyville stared at him in confusion.
Bender ran up the Planet Express Ship's stairs into the cargo bay, then he made his way into the crew's quarters, followed by locking the door behind him, and then he fell to his knees crying.
"I'll never do drugs again!"
He takes a yellow refrigerator magnet out from his cabinet and puts it on his forehead, making him high and start to sing Wild Rover again.
Else where on board the ship Fry and Leela were in bed, with the smell of alcohol in the air from Pinkie Pie's party last night, but other than that they were fine.