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// Attire - Jondor 
// Story: AppleDash Group Collab 
// by DbzOrDie 
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“What?!  You can’t be serious, darling.”

“Sure am.”

“But it’s not proper attire for a wedding.”

“What’re ya talkin’ about?  Mah brother wore a tuxedo when he got hitched, an’ y’all stitched it with yer own hooves.”

“Alright, you have a point.  One I can understand I suppose, but both of you?”

“Look Rarity, when you’re the one gettin’ hitched, y’all can wear whatever sort of fancy, frou-frouy dress y’all like.  But me an’ RD don’t kin ta none of that.  Now, are ya gonna make us two tuxedos or should I go tell RD we’re gettin’ married naked?  Either way works fer us.”

“Very well, Applejack.  Two tuxedos, but I maintain that it’s a waste of two fine mare-ish figures.”

Applejack smirked as Rarity began to take her measurements.  “Why thank ya kindly, I’ll be sure ta tell RD ya said that.”  She winked.  “Should make her fitting a bit more interestin'.”

Rarity dropped her measuring tape with a gasp, knowing full well the torrent of jokes and comments about ‘checking out’ Rainbow Dash’s figure she would have to endure.  “50 bits and you don’t say a word to Rainbow.”

“100”

“75”

“Done.”