//------------------------------// // The Sonic Painboom // Story: A Whole New World // by Van50608 //------------------------------// Hey guys I was wondering if somebody would like to do a piece of cover art and more than one person submits art the winner will be chosen and they will get a shout out along with a OC in the story. Also we actually padded me up in real life and rolled me down a hill in an office chair. Hurt like hell. That's all. Enjoy. -Van Chapter 13 The Sonic Painboom After all that food I ate I felt like Twilight after she went to that Apple Family reunion. "Uggghhh" I thought as Luna and I sluggishly trudged down the dark and barren roads of Ponyville. "Never again will such a feat be preformed". Luna quietly said." Really Van 21 plates of hay fries!?! Your a total fatass!". I rolled to the ground and begged "No Royal Canterlot Voice Pleaseeeee". She continued "Only if you promise never to do that again. Seriously it took alicorn magic and 6 Emt ponies to bring you back from that heart attack"." That was pretty embarrassing". I thought aloud and before I knew it we were at the house and we went inside to say our goodbyes and plan on meeting again. The next morning I felt good. Really good aside from the fact that I had a dream where I was playing MW3 with my friends and Vespi's while we got fucking owned by Chuck Norris. Which was wired because now I have a sudden urge to find a build a bear around here and dress it up like a doctor. Not to mention my other dream about the double headed didl.Never mind. But aside from that I felt so good that I could even sing all theway to the heavens. Then an orgasmic idea hit me straight in the face and I rushed down the stairs to tell everyone the plan. It was pretty complicated and it wouldn't work without the help of a certain mint unicorn. "And that's the plan". I concluded as we all finished our breakfasts. All of them had their mouths agape. Grant was the first to speak and said "Dude let's do this". And then we Six way Brohoofed and rushed to grab everything we needed. Two guitars, a megaphone, a guitar case, and a certain mint unicorn named Lyra and ran to the center of Ponyville. "Are you sure this is going to work?". Lyra skeptically asked. "Hell yeah it is! Just play your music". Elliott replied. Just then Cory yelled into the microphone. Shit was about to hit the fan he yelled "Ponyville turn your attention this way because we are about to blow your minds!". And in about ten minutes just about everypony in Ponyville was crowded around us and I pointed to Lyra to begin. She, Graham, and Grant began to play the soft the soft melody and then Elliott, Graham, and I began to sing. Can't you see she's a mare Let me hear you applaud, She is more than a mare She's a shiny golden god. If you think its time to fucking rock, And fucking roll, out of control Well then you know you've got to rock the block, You fucking suck, My fucking cock Cause when you rule, you fucking school, All of the fools, out of their jewels Cause if you think it’s time to, If you think it’s time to, If you think it’s time to fucking rooooock. They are going to kick your fucking ass, And you know their names are Graham and Grant. Rocking and fucking rolling, And fucking rocking, and fucking rolling and bew bew bew bew bebop bebop bebop bebop boo bewewabew whoo and trolololololololololololololololol lol and. Be. Be. Be . Be .Bebew. Right there I barely could control my laughter as everpony just stared at us in udder disbelief until Pinkie started cheering and soon everypony else was to and some even threw bits on the stage which we gave to Lyra of for her amazing efforts, but at the end of the day all I could think of was; Successful troll is successful. "Damn dude!". Cory yelled as we reentered our home. We all had the same smug looks on our faces as we walked into the kitchen. Jacob agreed and said "To celebrate we should do what we were going to do in two weeks after Graham's sleepover". We all yelled "Juggernaut and office chairs! Fuck yeah!". The next morning we all assembled on Ponyville's largest lethal hill. Each of us in juggernaut and a different office chair which we purchased from Quills and Sofas earlier that morning. Ironically due to contrary belief they also sell other stuff that we can stupid shit with so double freaking whammy! Then realized that we needed someone to start the race. I turned and saw a rainbow colored mess on the cloud next to us so I knew we were up high. I yelled "Rainbow Dash wake the fuck up!". And she mumbled and jumped off her cloud and said "Hey sexy guy. What do you want?". I looked at her stupidly and then replied "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that first part, but we need you to start this race". She was now fully awake and blushed while she said "Opps sorry, but yeah just get everyone ready". I smiled and said "There already here". And motioned to everyone patiently sitting on the back of their office chairs waiting for the ride of their lives. Everyone was ready, the finish judges were set, and Rainbow Dash began the countdown. "Everpony on your mark". I licked my lips. "Get set". My muscles tensed." GO!". I pushed of with all my force and all my facial features were pulling back and I turned over to see only Cory was left next to me he pointed at me then flipped out. I then noticed the mock cone forming around the sides of my chair and the sparks flying all around. "Awww Shitttttttt". Was the last thing the finishing judges could hear before breaking the viable light spectrum behind me. When I finally stopped I wobbled out of the chair, threw up, and called Elliott for help who said people were now instead of a Sonic Rainboom they were calling it the Sonic Painboom, and Apparently I ended up halfway to Manehattan. I Consider it a huge achievement to be the first unicorn ever to perform a Sonic Rainboom and not to mention the only on to do it in an office chair. Soon I was flown via Pegasus pony back to Ponyville where a huge crowd of people were waiting for me. Apparently word get put out fast around here and Twilight, one of our finish judges got it on Jacob's phone camera. We soon hooked it up to a flat screen and saw it all even the fact that I accidentally blew mayor mare off her hoofs and she declared a state of emergency because I was a threat to the citizens of Ponyville. Thankfully it was a false alarm and everything was fine though I had to spend the night in the hospital to check if that had messed up any of my vitals. In other words I was going to be so bored that I would rather watch paint dry, or so I thought until a certain visitor came to cheer me up.