//------------------------------// // Why Is Class So Boring // Story: Diamond Tiara likes Minecraft // by SandyShores //------------------------------// Class started and Cherilee began her lesson for the day “Good morning my little ponies, today we will be discussing…” ‘Oh Celestia I’m bored’ Diamond immediately thought to herself. The school day hadn’t lasted five minutes and already Diamond Tiara lost focus and began fantasizing about Minecraft, but she couldn’t help herself. If the day continued to be this boring, she didn’t know how she’d be able to make it home to play her favorite addicting game without dying of boredom first. “and that’s when the Cloudsdale weather ponies make sure they have more than enough water stored to guarantee a strong harvest season. Does anyone know what they’ll do if they don’t have enough water stored?” Cherilee asked the classroom. “Oh oh, I know” An excited Sweetie Belle shouted and raised her hoof to answer the teacher. “They get more water?” She said, not quite sure if she was right, but excited to answer nonetheless. “Well yes, but does anyone know where they get the water from?” Cherilee specified. “I know miss Cherilee!” Scootaloo called out. “They pump the extra water they need from reservoirs in certain towns using a Pegasus tornado.” Scootaloo answered. “Very good Scootaloo, how’d you know that?” Cherilee asked. “Rainbow Dash told me all about this one time, where she totally led a group of Pegasus in a tornado, and there were a bunch of sick Pegasi, but she totally broke the Pegasus wingpower record single-hoofed anyway. And then this other time…” “Thank you Scootaloo.” Cherilee interrupted, if she didn’t stop that filly she’d go one all day about that Rainbow Dash. After a while Diamond Tiara found the lesson to be unbearable. ‘Why can’t the teacher talk about the best way to kill a creeper or how to forge iron armor.” She wondered. ‘Then maybe this day wouldn’t be so boring.’ “and remember my little ponies, never look directly at the Endermen or they will become hostile.” Cherilee said. Diamond Tiara looked up at her teacher in shook. ‘Did she just say?’ “If you need to defend yourself from an Endermen, remember that they will teleport behind you and attack when you let your guard down. That’s why it’s best to stand with your back to a wall and always attack with your bow.” Cherilee informed the class. ‘What, what is going on? Ah, who cares where’s my pencil, I gotta write this down.’ Diamond told herself. “Now who can tell me the best way to build a strong shelter against creeper attacks?” Cherilee asked. “Oh miss Cherilee, the best way is to build strong, thick walls that are easy to repair.” Silver Spoon answered. ‘Silver Spoon likes Minecraft? Wow this is great I’m getting all these great tips and my BFF loves the game too!’ Diamond told herself. “Well yes Silver Spoon that is correct, but you shouldn’t call out answers like that.” Cherilee told her. “Sorry miss Cherilee.” Silver Spoon replied. “It’s quite alright.” Cherilee responded. “Diamond Tiara. Diamond Tiara?” ‘Yes miss Cherilee?’ Diamond tried to reply, but couldn’t speak. “Diamond Tiara wake up, this is no place to sleep young filly.” Cherilee said. Just then Diamond Tiara broke out of her sleeping state. She woke up and found that she was sleeping in class. Everypony in the class looked at her and giggled at the hilarious sight of a confused Diamond Tiara waking up in a puddle of her own drool. “Alright settle down class.” Cherilee told her students. “Now back to the lesson. Who remembers where I left off?”