//------------------------------// // Happy Birthday // Story: What I Did For Summer Vacation // by Typewrittensoul //------------------------------// Knock, knock, I broke a rock, I broke a rock and it took one knock. It took one knock to break this rock, because it's actually just a pebble. Knock, knock, I broke a rock, I broke a rock and it took two knocks, It took two knocks to break this rock, because it bounced a bit after my first knock. Knock, knock, I broke a rock, I broke a rock and it took three knocks, It took three knocks to break this rock, because it's an averaged sized rock... ...and that's how many times it took to break it. Knock, knock, I broke a rock, I broke a rock and it took four knocks, It took four knocks to break this r- Oh, neat! A geode! Knock, knock, I broke a rock, I broke a rock and it took five knocks, It took five knocks to break this rock, because this rock is actually lodestone. Knock, knock, I broke a rock, I broke a rock and it took six knocks, It took six knocks to break this rock, and then I started on the next one. Knock, knock, I broke a rock, I broke a rock and it took seven knocks, It took seven knocks to break this rock, though my sisters were helping, so technically it took more than that. Knock, knock, I broke a rock, I broke a rock and it took eight knocks, It took eight knocks to break this rock, which is two more than what my Aunt Pumice took from Uncle Granite before she called the guards on him. Knock, knock, I broke a rock, I broke a rock and it took nine knocks, It took nine knocks to break this rock, but it turns out this rock's a boulder. Knock, knock, I broke a rock, I broke a rock and it took ten knocks, It took ten knocks to break this rock, and it broke into three slightly smaller rocks...