Darkfire's POV
Darkwing and I sit in two recliners in the living room, talking. "So," I begin, "do you want me to tell you my story first?"
"Yes."
"Alright then. You and I both know that the path branched out after the teleport to Equestria, so I'll start after that. Stop me if there are any differences." He nods, and I clear my throat. "So, I landed in Equestria, and met the girls. After helping them defeat Discord, I became the Protector of the Elements of Harmony.
"About a year after I showed up in Equestria, the girls, the Doctor, Celestia, and several others were taken by a man named Paradox." He raises a hoof, and I stop talking.
"That event never happened here."
"Okay then, Paradox is almost as strong as a god. After he took everypony, I traveled to the world he created. I saved everypony, and defeated Paradox after a long battle. The world started to collapse, and I dove through a portal. When I returned to Equestria, it had been half a year. Now, Nyx is actually the reincarnated Nightmare Moon. When I had returned, she had taken over Equestria. After I confronted her, I learned she had a kind heart, and we worked to bring back peace.
"After an attack from monsters on Ponyville, she brought the princesses back from their banishment on the sun and moon. They returned her to the form she is in now, and I adopted her. I trained her, and now she is about half as strong as me. We got a message from Celestia, asking for ours and the girls' help in saving a place called the Crystal Empire.
We traveled there, and Nyx and I faced down an evil shade, known as King Sombra. He casted a strange spell that transported us here, and here we are."
He nods. "Now for me, I guess. Instead of fighting Paradox, I picked a strange flower to bring to Zecora so I could find out what it did. Now, when I touched it, it turned me into a pony. We destroyed the one-of-a-kind flower, and I returned to living.
Evntually, I married Rainbow Dash. and almost everypony got married, other than AJ, who was too busy on the farm. I got a job at Sweet Apple Acres, had a kid, and now you're here."
I realize an important detail. "How long has it been since you beat Discord?"
He thinks for a moment, the replies, "Five years."
"It's only been 2 years in my world! I guess I also traveled in time. Funny how that-"
BOOM!
"Not again!" Darkwing moans, as we dash towards the source of the noise, Carousel Boutique.