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// Chapter 4 
// Story: The Lejendary Lejend of Masterroxxor 
// by The Madman 
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Celestias Son, the golden lifegivur to all of Equestrea, rose above ponyvil, ushuring in another beautifull day. But the Son was not Celestias not no more. It was Masterroxxorz'.

Masterroxxor khakled as he luked down at rarity. "You foal! With the powers of the totale not unoriginul Elemtns of Nefariosuness that I have totally had all storie, I am unvincible!"

the white Unicorn scoffed. "but I am the Element of being a total bi- IMEANGENEROSITY." She screeched, blushing.

"Ha ha. Yes, I know of your abilities," the alicorn grinned. "However, I also know that you are a fashun desinger. All fashionistas love monie. And powah. And I have BOTH. AND YOU KNOW IT."

rarity, blushing so hard the entire town square was lit with a pink glow, finully gave into the desperate urges speaking into her body. She through herself at the chiseled masterrroxor, screaming, "TAKE ME, YOU MAGNIFICENT BEAST!" She raped her four legs around one mightee trunk of the alicorn's leg and look'd up at him with an expression that spoke of many, many lonely nites, with onlee a perky hoof and her littul sisters horn for company. Clearly, she had a need that burn'd. And masterroxxor wuz just the chili wind to quench that fiyah.

Masterroxxor looked down at her, smiling. "well, if u rally feel that way..." he crooned, using his magic to stroke her.

Rarity only moaned, no longer caring who was watching. Many mares and a few stallions were giving her envius looks. Everypony wanted to feel masterroxxor's "royal sceptor".

Masterroxxor similied again, but this time it bought a chill to Rarite's bones. "Then ull have plenty of time to think about it on the MOON!" Out of nowhar, a huge cannon enveiloped Rarity and shot on at the distant lunar figure.

A memember on the alicorn's Dark Guard trotted up. "My Master, was that wize? She mae plot revenge."

Masterroxxor looked down at the foal and crackeld. "Unliek Celest I sent a unicorn there not an alicorn. Do you know what happens to a normal ponie sent into space without any aer?"

"W-wut, mylord?"

"THE SAME THING THAT HAPPUNS TO EVERYTHING ELSE!" he laughed as his fiendish cackels echoed over the town.

Applejack died later in a sceen that was two boring too writ, but involved a snipr rifl, Smartypants, and somepony named Harmunny.

Masterroxxor crackled as he uhpproachd the small cottage "if I kill dashee's lovr, she will be sad"

then he blew up the cottage with his magjick, causing bits of pony and rabbit to rain down on the surrounding area. "MWAHAHAHA" he cackled like that lahral guy but more awesomer.

Rainbow dash swpt down "hey asshole what the fuck"

"dont swear my old foe is not suitable to a mare. GET IN THE KITCHEN" and then he brainwashed her with his magical.

"yes master" she said in a toneless voice and started flying back to the castle.

"i always wanted a harem" and then he went back to the town squar.

"well masterroxxor u mae have defeeted all my friends, the royal guard, and celestea, but you still have to deal with me!" Ponyvilles premeer party pony pinkie starred at the new king of Eqeustria darkly.

"you foal you cannot hope to defeeat me!"

"i challenge you to... a cooking battle!"

masterroxxer laughed, and summoned an entire kitchen around him, squashing a feu memburs of his Guard of Darkness. "i studied cooking under the gods themselfs!"

"and I studeed cooking under Emeril!"

The Dark King of Equfestria blink'd. "who?"

"EPIC COOKING TIME!" she pink pony scrreched.

A huge crowd gather'd to see the clash of chefs. Some cheerd for they're new king, some cheer'd for the Ponyville native that had brought them all such joy ovr the yeers. All the ponies their new, however: nothing would be the same FOREVER!
Pinkie frantically worked, somehow managing to be in sevural places at onece as she chanted her cupcakes song. "add it to the mix..." all the ponies heads spun to see how fast the Pinkie was working. But most looked at theyre new rooler. Masterroxxor summoned a demonick orkestrah behind him to chant as the alikorn prepared the mightiest dish known to ponies: EGGPLANT LASAGNA!

Both chefs werked with the ferocity and tenacety of eleventie lesser cookers, with each struggling to outdo the other. Exotik inreediants mixed with spices beyond equine, human, or other imaginashun. What transpeyered in those kitchens was not for mortul minds.

Pinkie held her completed Chocolate-Raspberry-Almund-Pepermint-Blueberry-Walnut-Vanella Cupcakes aloftt. "suhprizzzze! They're super-duper-totally-awesome yummyness!" she offered one to masterroxxor, who quickly scrafed it down.

"mmm yes this is quiet good." masterroxxor mulled as he chewed.
"Ooh! Ohh! Ya wanna know the secrete ingrediant? DO ya Do ya Do ya?"
Masterroxxor, amused by the young pony's enthuisasm, nodded.
Pinkie's face twisted into a dark grin as her hair feel flat.

"POIZEN."

With a grasp, masterroxxor collapsed, just barely remaining conseeous to see his guards cut pinkie pie cleanrly in half. he chuckled, "victory... by forfeet." then, the great alicorn new no moar.