A Big Problem

by thatguyfromkfc


The Beginning

I sat back in my chair as the episode began. He brushed his long hair out of his eyes so he could see.
"Thanks for helpin' me pick all these apples, Twilight." Said the small, orange pony known as Applejack. Yes. I am a brony. The intro began and I took this as a chance to go and get a drink since adverts always came on afterwards. I was in the middle of pouring the black liquid out of the bottle before I heard a familiar noise.
"Hey! What is this place!?" The voice exclaimed.
"Ah don't know, Pinkie." Replied another voice "But it doesn't look like we're in Ponyville any more." I rushed into the room to find six ponies stood in my living room. I stared at them and they stared back. Everypony except Fluttershy who had cowered behind the couch. Pinkie Pie bounded up to me and held out a hoof.
"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?"
"I-I'm J-J-Jake" I stammered in shock. Pinkie Pie and turned to smile at the others.
"Don't worry he seems harmless!" She exclaimed. Fluttershy slowly came out from her hiding place. She looked at me, nervously and I smiled. This seemed to calm her down slightly. She slowly came closer to the rest of the group. I smiled at all six of them.
"Now...how did you get here?" I asked.

The ponies finished their story and I stared at them, my mouth agape.
"S-s-so you were sent here?" I stuttered. All six mares nodded. "But why?"
"Princess Celestia wanted us to learn about different species." Twilight said "She called them 'humans'" I continued to stare at them. So they knew about humans! This was an extremely surprising revelation. All seven of us sat in silence. I heard a sound in the kitchen. It was then that I realised Pinkie Pie was gone. I sighed and got up.

I found Pinkie sat on the floor of the kitchen eating out of a tin of biscuits. I stared at her and she stopped mid-cookie. The cookie dropped out of her mouth and onto the floor.
"Uh..." She began. I laughed and smiled at her. It was just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie. She realised I wasn't mad and closed her mouth. The corners of her mouth began to quiver. I knew what was coming. I was right. Pinkie burst into a fit of laughter and the other mares rushed in. They smiled at the sight of Pinkie rolling on the floor laughing uncontrollably. Everypony except Rarity and Fluttershy as they weren't the type to drop on the floor and began laughing. From that moment I knew this was going to be hard.