The following Fimfiction contains scenes of violence, coarse language, brief nudity, as well as a sense of humor some people might not share and is not suitable for children under the age of 14. Viewer discretion is advised.
But you can read it if your under 14 if you want I can’t stop you.
Last time on A Leap Into Hyper Equestria:
“I’m really glad you guys came. It really means a lot to me.” TheBigT2000 said.
“No problem T, but if you don’t mind me asking, what is it you wanted to show us?” Geno asked.
“You guy remember when I made that Leap Into Hypertime Abridged awhile back?” T asked.
“Of course, that was freckling awesome; too bad you had to cancel it.” Nevet said.
“My sister, I have managed to track down the ones you asked for, and they are on their way. All that’s left is to for the four from the other world to arrive.” Luna said.
“Good, now make hast with the necessary preparations for their arrival. I don’t think Shining Armor will be able to hold them off much longer even with Discord’s help.“ Celestia said worriedly.
“Are you sure the Elements can’t handle this?” The Night Alicorn asked.
“I’m afraid this is one enemy that the Elements won’t be able to defeat alone. Our only hope rests with their nature enemy.” She said a little sadly.
“I hope your right, sister.”
“I hope so to Luna. This enemy is like no other we have faced.”
“Sheen! Is everything set up?” T called out into the darkness.
“Ya it’s all set up,” A disembodied voice answered. “But I feel like I must once again warn you that what you are planning to do will break every sin known to man and dogs and just might tear apart the space time continuum.”
“THROUGH THE SWITCH!” TheBigT said laughing manically.
“Wow!” The three guests said in unison as they looked around the basement witch had been completely renovatebd into a full sized OMNIMAX Theater.
“So who wants to watch some movies? Woo.” T said excitedly.
“Hell ya, but where did sheen go?” Geno asked looking around.
“Oh, I’m still here; I’m just off screen is all.” Sheen said as T grabbed a couple of movies form his collection.
“How did you pay for all this?” Tamyki asked.
“Well the real reason I canceled A Leap into Hypertime was because some government agencies came by my house and said something about it actually happening then gave me ninety-five gajillion dollars to cancel it.” TheBigT said nonchalantly.
“God, watching the Avengers in OMNIMAX is epic.” Geno said taking a sip of his drink.
“Ya, this is epic but I still feel like this may be a bad idea.” Sheen said worriedly.
“Why’s that?” Tamyki asked.
“May that’s way?” Nevet said pointing to a worm hole that was forming in front of them.
“Oh man, the epicness level is so high it tore a hole in the space time continuum!” Geno said trying to hold onto his seat.
“SHEEN!” T yelled before losing his grip and also being sucked into the portal.
“T! Geno! Tamyki!” Nevet Yelled as one by one his friends were sucked into the portal. “Well here goes nothing.” He said before jumping at the portal.
“Alright Navi, according to Maskman the contact should be around here.” Link said walking into a clearing.
“Hey maybe that’s him now.” Navi said pointing to a shadowy figure moving towards them.
“Hey are you the contact.” He asked the shadowy figure.
“Link, is that you?” the shadowy figure asked.
“Tim? Skullkid? Tattle? Tale? Conker? Other Link? Fi? Whiny Link? Girly voice Link? Street Tough Link? Kafei? Anju? Nevet Midna? Tamyki Midna?” What are you guys doing here?” The Assassin asked confused.
“I think I have an idea on why we’re all here.” Nevet Midna said.
“Really, why?” Assassin Link asked.
“That.” Nevet Midna said pointing to a portal that had opened in the sky above the clearing.
A Leap Into Hyper Equestria
Episode 2: The Arrival
“What the hell is that?” Anju asked looking up at the Sky.
“Damn women, how the hell should I know?” Kafei said dismissively.
“Hay man you better show her with a little more respect or I’ll be forced to use my…BEAR HANDS on you. *dog noise*” Street Tough Link said a little angrily.
“Now there’s no need for that. I’m a changed man now, remember?” He said defensively.
“So you say, but just remember, I have my eye on you.” The Street Tough said warningly.
“Anyway moving our attention back to the GIANT F@%KING WORMHOLE that is currently forming above our heads.” Navi said getting everyone’s attention.
“Now, now Navi calm down. No one’s forgotten about it.” Fi said trying to calm the assassin fairy down.
“I did!” Skullkid said happily.
“DIE!” The Assassin Fairy shouted before shooting Skullkid.
“Ok I’ll shut up now.” He said backing away a little.
“Moving on.” Other Link said starting to get annoyed.
“So Midna and Tamyki Midna, you two have experience when it comes to wormholes, what do you make of it?” Whiny Link asked.
“Well, for the most part our wormholes only connect to the Twilight Realm and other parts of Hyrule.” Tamyki Midna explained.
“And even with those ones we don’t real create them, Zant did. We just have the ability to stabilize them.” Nevet Midna finished explaining.
“Ya, so the best we can do is stabilize it and pray that whatever comes out is friendly.” Tamyki Midna said.
“All right let’s go with that. Ladies you get that portal stabilized, everyone else get ready in case whatever’s on the other side of that thing decides to attack or is very, very ugly.” Conker said pulling out a CM-901 assault rifle.
“Right.” Everyone said in unison pulling out their weapons.
Tim had a S.O.C.O.M, Whiny Link had a 12 Gage, Street Tough Link had a M-16, Kafei and Anju had matching couples 6 shot revolvers, Skullkid had a sawed off shotgun, Tale had an M-590 Shotgun, Tattle had a MP-5, Other Link had a AK-47, Fi had an M-2 handgun, Assassin Link had a portable turret and Navi had a AK-45.
“Wow is everyone here packing?” Girly Voice Link asked looking around at all the guns.
“Purity much.” Assassin Link said making sure he had enough ammo.
“If you feel left out you can have my AR-15.” Navi said handing it to her.
“Thanks.” She said taking it and cocking it. “Let’s do this.”
Nevet Midna and Tamyki Midna concentrated on the wormhole and used their hair hands to stabilize the portal.
“Wow, where is this thing taking us.” Tamyki asked as she and her friends were flying through the wormhole.
“I don’t know but were ever it is I hope it has an I Hop.” Geno said putting his hand to his stomach.
“I can’t believe your thinking of food at a time like this.” TheBigT said. “For all we know this wormhole could spit us out in an alternate demotion where naked women with huge breasts will tend to our every will and need!”
“How would that be a bad thing?” Nevet asked confused.
“I never said it would be a bad thing, I just said that for all we know that could happen.” T said.
“Well were ever we’re going it looks like we’re there now!” Sheen said as they flew towards a bright light.
“All right everyone get ready, it looks like something’s coming out” Nevet Midna said as she and Tamyki Midna struggled to keep the Wormhole stabilized.
“Oof!”
“Ow!”
“F@%k!”
“Sh&t!”
T, Geno, Nevet, Tamyki and Sheen landed in the clearing as the wormhole collapsed.
“Well that hurt. Where are we?” Geno said sitting up and rubbing his head.
“Welcome to Costco. I love you.” Skullkid said randomly.
“What the, T why are you doing your Skullkid voice?” Nevet asked rubbing some dirt from his eyes.
“He’s not, Skullkid is right there.” Sheen said.
“AHH!” Conker yelled before shooting Sheen in the face.
“OW! What was that for?” Sheen asked.
“Sorry Sheen I thought you were a Quail. Wait…SHEEN? What are you doing here? I thought you went to go live with T.” Conker asked his old meat shield.
“Well I did but then he decided to turn his basement into an OMNIMAX Theater and watch the Avengers.”
“What? Didn’t he know that the epicness level would be so high it could tear a hole in the space time continuum?” The Squirrel asked. “I'm purity sure it specifically says NOT to watch it in OMINMAX right on the back of the box.”
“Well I tried to warn him but he wouldn’t listen. Then about half way through the movie a wormhole opened up and now we’re here.” Sheen said finishing his story.
“Speaking of which, where is here and what the hell are you all doing here? T asked standing up and dusting himself off. “Shouldn’t you all be in some section of Hyrule, Termina or Conkerland?”
“Well we would be, but we all got notes telling us to come here.” Tale explained.
“Well, you guys got notes, me and Navi were sent here to meet a contact.” Assassin Link said.
“Anyway, I think I might know where we are.” Tamyki said looking around.
“Where?” Asked Nevet.
“Well judging on how bright and colorful everything is and the fact that Zacora's hut is right over there. I would say we are in the Everfree Forest in the magic land of Equestria.” She said with enthusiasm.
“Wait a minute. Was there anything odd about the notes you guys got?” Assassin Link asked.
“Well yes, they smelled a bit like cotton candy.” Tattle said thinking back.
“And there were streamers left all over the front porch.” Skullkid added.
“I seeeee. Give me a minute well I make a call.” He said pulling out his phone.
“Hmm, I wonder if Link and Navi have found the contact yet.” The Happy Mask Salesman thought out loud.
*Ring, ring*
“Hello?” He said answering his phone.
“Hey Mask Man.” Assassin Link greeted.
“Ah, Link. Have you made contact with the contact yet?” The mask salesman asked.
“Not yet. But I was wondering how he contacted you.” Link asked.
“Well that’s the thing, he didn’t. Pinkie Pie’s the one who told me about it.”
“I see. Well thanks for telling me. Bye.” Link said before hanging up.
“Man I hope they get paid this time.”
“Well that explains a lot.” Assassin Link said a little irritated.
“What did he say?” Navi asked.
“Well it turns out that Pinkie Pie’s behind all this.” He said peeved.
“No I’m not! Wait yes, yes I am.” Pinkie said appearing beside Nevet.
“WHAT THE HELL!” Nevet yelled backing up a bit which caused Pinkie to giggle a little. “Where f%$k did you come from?”
“It’s Pinkie Pie, don’t ask.” Tamyki said trying to hold back her inner Fangirl.
“So I take it you’re the contact?” Navi asked.
“Yes and no.” She said happily.
*Gun cocks*
“Ok Pinkie you have ten seconds to start making sense before my double barrel friend here makes mints meat out of you.” Conker said pointing a shot gun at her.
“Oh, I am the one who sent all the notes and contacted the Mask sales man but its Princess Celestia who wants to talk to you all.” Pinkie said energetically. “But be for we go to Canterlot to see the Princess we have to go to Ponyville.”
“Why?” Tale asked.
“So I can throw you all…..A PARTY!” She shouted ecstatically well firing off her party cannon.
“That sounds awesome let’s go!” Skullkid said happily.
“I don’t know, I think I would rather just get on with the assignmen-… No Oni you can’t come out!” Assassin Link said randomly. “Because Violet doesn’t know if you are going to continue to be in Ts Assassin series after we kill that wizard guy….Fine, God!”
“What the hell was that all about?” Girly Voice Link asked.
“Oh, Link has a thousand year old demon living inside him.” The Assassin Fairy explained
“Ok then.” He said still a little confused.
“So what did he want?” Navi asked.
“Well, he wanted to come out but he can't because Violet doesn’t know if he will still be in the series and he also wants to go to the party so I guess I’m out voted.” Link said a little Pissed.
“All right, a party with Pinkie Pie. This day just got 20% cooler.” Tamyki said as all started to follow Pinkie out of the woods.