Princess Celestia rested in her quarters, a long and boring day of paperwork had taken the energy from her muscles. As soon as she was about to tell Luna to raise the Moon as she lowered the Sun, the familiar sound of a letter being sent was heard. She looked out the window and saw a wisp of smoke with small green sparks floated her way. The smoke stopped in front of her and poofed out a scroll.
"It seems Twilight has another friendship report for me alre- what's this? A strange creature attacking? That's not good." She regretfully gets up from the comfy cushion she rested upon and walked out the room. She walked out the door and turn to one of the guards.
"Guard, please go gather a few pegasi and send them to Ponyville to defend the villagers." The guard salutes and gallops off to the barracks. Celestia turns back around and walks into her room once more. She collapses on her bed, giving a loud sigh.
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Four Royal Guard pegasi flew into the direction of the small town.
"So what do you think it is?" One of them asked.
"I don't know, Jetstream. I've never heard of anything coming from the White Tail Woods and use weapons." A second asked.
"Yeah, it does seem strange." Jetstream concluded. "What do you think, Steel Shine?" The third Pegasus was quiet, most likely not sure what to think.
"Quiet you two!" The fourth Pegasus shouted, who also lead the group.
"Geez, what's got Frost Blitz's armor so tight?" Jetstream whispered of the wind.
"I don't know, but he did say something about not ever going into battle, so this has probably got him all worked up." The second one replied. They flew the rest of the way in silence, because what was there to talk about?
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PATA PATA PATA PON
The Patapons marched forward, downtrodden that their recent assailant had retreated. They suffered small damages, so they were still ready for a fight.
PATA PATA PATA PON
Many of the familiar looking equines turned their attention to the warriors. A few stared in confusion, others horror, and one fainting. Many of their ears flicked upwards into the air.
PATA PATA PATA PON
The Patapons marched forward once more, causing the ponies to become even more confused. The sharp weapons, chanting, and large number of them were enough to cause them to scatter.
"Run!"
"Aagh!"
"We're under attack!"
The Patapons were encouraged by the scared emotions of the ponies. They cheered at their fear, somehow making them stronger.
PATA PON DON CHAKA
The Patapons celebrated once more, the same routine from before. A few ponies stopped their panic to watch their elegant celebration. A warm feeling came from the Patapons, a sign that they have become stronger by their rhythm.
FEVER!
The shout rang through the whole city, causing one pony to gasp. She dashes at incredible speeds to the group of walking eyeballs.
"Who has a fever?! That's not good, because that means they can't party, which means they won't be able to party as hard, which in turn make them feel less happy, and every pony needs to be happy because unhappiness is not good for them and hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!" The energetic pony said quickly.
The Patapons stopped their dance to process what she just said, but didn't understand their language. Instead, they opted to go with their original plans.
Take over the village and make it their own.
PON PON PATA PON
One of the Tatepons with the Zleep Zword ran up to Pinkie and swung at her leg. The cut made her bleed some, but didn't cause her to become unconscious.
"Hey! That's not nice!" Pinkie shouted at them. A Yumipon shot three arrows, two landing in her poofy mane harmlessly while the other land in her tail. "S-stop that!"
A Yaripon jumped high in the air and tossed his spear at her. Unfortunately, it only cut off a few of the hairs on her leg. "You guys are mean!" Pinkie galloped away towards the library.
Se burst in a moment later. "Twilight! There are these mean creatures who hit me in the leg and got a few of these sticks in my mane and tail and cut off a-"
"Pinkie! I know this already, but I'm helping Rainbow Dash with her injuries." Twilight lowered her horn to the wounded area of Rainbow's wing and used a spell on it, the magic coursing through her feathers. Soon the wing was no long burnt nor hurt, leaving a normal looking Rainbow Dash.
"Thanks Twi, now it's time to get back at those freaks." Rainbow knocked her hooves together as if she were punching something.
"No way, Dashie! Not after what happened to you last time!" Pinkie interjected.
"Plus Princess Celestia is sending some help along the way, so that way they can get rid of them. Now come here Pinkie." Twilight walked over to Pinkie as she raised her cut leg and healed it with magic.
"Thanks Twilight!" Pinkie hopped out of the library.
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Four different wing flaps reached the sound of the Patapons. They all looked up to see some more of the horses, these ones with spears and armor.
"Stop right there!" Frost Blitz commanded. This only edged the Patapons further, for to them it sounded as a war cry.
PON PON CHAKA CHAKA
The Patapons charged an attack, causing the armored horses to ready their weapons as well. The Mighty Patapon gave a silent laugh at their attempt.
PON PON PATA PON
The Tatepons charged forward into battle, swords ready tow swing upwards. The horses charged as well. The first Tatepon jumped on the air, sword first.
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Steel Shine collapsed onto the ground, his muscles too weak to move anymore. Fr being silent, he was also strong, meaning he was the last of the squad to be left to fight. Jetstream had flown off, Frost had an arrow in his head, and he had no idea where the other one was. He fluttered his eyes open to see one of the creatures walk up to him, a shield and sword in its hands, and its one eye filled with a look of anger. The beat filled his ears one last time.
PON PON PATA PON
Here I come, Titans, Steel thought before the sword met his throat.
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The Patapons celebrated in their new town center. They had taken the city, and had found a new Tree of Life. They had named it Kurt, and it was the largest tree in the village. Strangely, it was hollowed out, but it still worked like their old tree, Mater.
It did not work traditionally, but their was a creature inside that had powers that could allow it. Even though they couldn't communicate, they somehow understood it and it had submitted.
The horn atop its head created a power like Mater, and revived their fallen brothers, and they could make it birth new ones. The Patapons danced, drank, and chanted their song of victory amongst the stage in the center of the town.
They had done it.
They had made a new Patapolis.