Chapter Seven:
Alec and Bob were now the only two humans in Equestria. How? No one's got any freaking idea. Alec has theorized that more members of the human race will start crossing over (against their will) soon. He wasn't sure if they would all appear in Ponyville, or if they would all be part of the Liberum Order, but he was pretty sure.
He explained a lot about the land, its inhabitants (or at least all he knew about it) all the way to the cave.
When they got there, Bob whistled at the Alec's impressive stash.
"Is that...a Dragon skeleton?"
"Yup, killed 'im myself."
"Rad."
"Yup."
Then Bob heard something. It sounded like muffled voice.
"Hey, Alec, ya hear that?"
Alec cocked his head, heard it too, and then lit up as he remembered his latest loot.
"Ah, yes, forgot to tell ya, she's over there: I kidnapped the local librarian."
Bob frowned in curiosity under his mask and turned around.
"Alec. I would like to take this moment right now to tell you that that little horse is the most adorable looking thing I have ever seen."
"Iknowri'?
Twilight, still not used to compliments, especially from an alien race, blushed.
Then she did a little remembering of herself: Alec seemed to have forgotten the fact that she had magic. Embarrassingly, she had herself.
"Uh...Alec? Her horn is lighting-"
"Shit!"
Alec charged Twilight in a fashion that seemed rather unnecessary to Robby and....well...jumped through the air and landed his foot on her face.
"Alec? Harsh much?"
Alec glared at Bob.
"No. Not harsh at all. I think I under-did it a bit: she's still awake...aw hell, I broke her nose."
Rob looked and saw that yes indeed, the poor pony's nose was bleeding profusely. Then he noticed something that, amazingly, neither him nor Alec had noticed until now.
"Alec....is that...is that a crown? A tiara?"
Alec paused and looked at the pony's forehead.
"Well....this is going to be one big piece of piss."
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Twilight was unable to move. She was bound, gagged, and the two humans had tied a pouch of water around her horn so that she couldn't ignite her magic. And she was in quite a bit of pain, though she had to admit that the human had acted wisely.
"Hey, purple pony, awaken thyself."
There was a splash of cold water.
Yap, she was awake.
Coughing, Twilight painfully sat up.
The new human, who had a mask similar to the first one's reached over and cut her gag.
Alec looked over and said, "Same rules as last time: scream, and I eat you."
Twilight's jaw ground in frustration.
"Okay, well, I never really got to introduce myself, 'cuz, well, Robby here magically appeared in Ponyville."
The other human, Robby, gave her a two-fingered salute.
"My name is Alec. And...are you a bloody Queen?"
"I'm a Princess."
"Yeah, well, you're still royalty, yeah?"
"Yes."
"Bob, this just got a lot more fun."
"Yes. Yes it did."
Twilight couldn't believe that these humans thought that kidnapping and harming a powerful Alicorn Princess as "fun."
"Princess Celestia is going to banish you so far away when she finds us."
"See, well, she's not going to find us. And who the hell is Princess-freaking-Celestia?"
"The almighty ruler of Equestria who raises the sun each morning."
"Huh. Interesting. Well, guess what Twi'? For more fun on our part, we have just murdered you."
Alec reached over and plucked a feather from her wing.
"Ow!"
Robby then reached over and cut her with his knife.
"Ow!"
Alec held the feather, and let Twilight's blood drip all over it.
"Nighty-night Princess."
The bottom of a boot later, she was unconscious.
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"So how much ammo didja bring Robby?"
Bob smirked evilly and said, "My pack is filled with nothing but."
A similar smirk from Alec, then, "Perfect...Is it getting dark out yet?"
Bob leaned over and said, "Uh...yeah."
"Grab your gun: we're going looting. Only don't kill any ponies! The guns are just for scared the living-daylights out of them."
"Fiiine.."
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Applejack was pretty frightened. Heck, she saw the monster and decided to try and catch him, but he turned around and started shooting at her! She had almost gotten hit lots of times, but what she was really angry about was her hat. There was a giant bucking hole in it now!
Still grumbling, she made it home and told her family about her recent experience. She was going to need a new hat too...
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Bon-Bon and Lyra said grace, and then attacked their dinner. They were both sitting at the table, eating in comfortable silence, Lyra plotting her next "Capture-the-Human" attack when she heard something. Voices...?"
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It was dark enough to raid now, and Bob and Alec were positioned outside of a Pony's home, next to the library.
"Okay...one...two...THREE!"
Bob raised his weapon, an old but still heavy M-60 machine gun, and smashed down the door. Alec smashed a window and climbed in.
Alec's eyes widened in recognition. That pony...it was the psycho one!
"Alright ponies, hooves in the air: we're just here for...well, everything."
And they were telling the truth. Only an efficient then minutes later, the only objects left in the kitchen were the ponies and the chairs that they sat on. Lyra and Bon-Bon had no idea where the humans put all of this stuff, but they were pretty sure that it wasn't in the kitchen anymore.
The two humans walked towards the door, sacks full of crap, and Bob turned around and said, "Do svidaniya, ponies," and gave a mock salute. Loot. They haz it.