//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 // Story: Blueblood's big break // by Sushi4477 //------------------------------// "My fault?! Oh no dear aunt, it was definitely not MY fault!" Blueblood stated, flipping a lock of his flawless golden hair. He and Celestia had been arguing for twenty minutes straight on the events of the gala. "Blueblood, your actions led to the poor mare getting angry! Do you realize she is the bearer of the element of Generosity?! Blueblood? Oh in the name of Equestria..." She pulled the stallion who was distracted fixing his hair in the large mirror by the door. "Blueblood! I've had enough of your behaviour. This is the fifth mare that has complained to me about you! A real gentlecolt never behaves this way with a lady and its not only That. You rarely show up to royal meetings or events and chose to go to parties instead! " She narrowed her eyes and Blueblood sighed. "Aunt, it isn't my fault. I dont want to sit for three hours discussing the color of the tablecloth for the royal dining hall. I'm telling you that those "ladies" had no idea of who I was! You should have seen how she spoke, ugh," Celestia sighed, a sudden urge to slap him came up to her. "Blueblood," she said in an effort to keep her calm. " you are the prince of the unicorns, it is a great title and I will be more than happy to give it to your sister-" Blueblood gasped, his eyes widening "No! Dont give it to her Aunt, BlueCrystal is an utter idiot! She makes the words dumb blond a compliment! Please..." He kneeled before her. "I'll do anything!" Celestia sighed. "Fine then, The throne is still yours, for now." Blue Crystal was a complete moron sadly. "But one more complain and the throne goes to BlueCrystal, and remember to be a perfect gentlecolt or forget about parties." As Blueblood happily skipped out of her study, Celestia sighed and let her head hit her desk. 'I cannot believe he is the next in line for the unicorn throne...' She thought. A soft knock was heard, "Come in." Celestia said without removing her head from the desk. "So, you let him go..." It was Luna, she was trying to hold a smile. "Smooth sister, real smooth." Celestia groaned, "what was I suposed to do? I can't give the throne to BlueCrystal, the filly is as dumb as a pile of rocks. I may as well give up now, that colt will never learn his lesson." Luna smiled. "Don't be so sure sister." Celestia lifted her head "What do you mean?" "I mean, that we can teach him a lesson. Remember when we where fillies and you had a reputation as a prankster, Trollestia?" Luna grinned and nudged her with her hoove. "You remember don't you?" Celestia's eyes looked at Luna completely confused. Slowly, they began to widen and a smile began to apear. The princess was smiling mischievously like a small filly. "Oh, Luna, are you thinking what I'm thinking? " It was Luna's turn to smile. "Yes I am, but we need help and I know just who to ask." She levitated a parchment in the air and began writing something, when she was finished she showed it to Celestia who nodded. Celestia took the parchment and disapeared it in the air via Spike. This was going to be epic. A few days later Princess Luna and Celestia awaited at the train station. "Luna, this has been your best idea since those moonpies you created a few decades ago. " Celestia comented. Luna nodded. "I know, wait here she comes" The train stopped right before the princesses, and a soft layer of smoke apeared. As the doors slid open, Luna was smiling broadly and excitedly. A crowd rustled and walked away, shooting excited looks the monarchs. Luna tapped her hoove impatiently and Celestia sighed bored. Then a figure apeared in the door, a bright pink hit them all of a sudden acompanied with an excited voice. "Okey Doki Loki! Thanks mister train dude!" Pinky Pie hopped forward and looked at the princesses smiling. "You mentioned something about a master prank with prince Blueblood, I am at your service your majesty!" Celestia smiled at her and then looked at Luna. "This shall be fun." She said simply, Pinky giggled and pulled out a pairr of glasses with a mustache on, "Lets do it," she said on a serious voice to no one. "Uh, Pinky who are you talking to?" Luna asked Pinky. "Oh, its a little hard to explain. Thats a story for another day, first we need to find prince blueblood." The sisters looked at each other and shrugged as they followed Pinky to the Castle. "Well, Pinky Pie. What do you have planned for Blueblood?" Luna asked. Pinky removed her fake glasses and smiled happily at the princess of the night. "Well, I don't know. We can dye his hair orange, I did it to a friend of mine once and it was hillarious. Or we can leave a bucket of ink in his door and just wait for him to open it- " "Pinky," Celestia interrupted. "Those are exceptional ideas, but this is BlueBlood, it has to be something that hits him roght where it hurts." She looked at Luna "Please dont tell anyone I said that..." Luna raised an eyebrow. "Wow, the princess of day is so nice..." "Anyways..." Celestia interrupted. "What about we do this," Celestia pulled out a large, elaborate blueprint from under the table. Pinky's jaw dropped. "That... Is the master prank... It's... Beautiful..." She wiped a tear from her eye. Luna looked at her sister "Holy horsehooves, Celestia did you do this?" "Indeed, I planned it last night. I was hoping you could help us with this master plan Pinky," Pinky clapped her hooves toguether, "Well let's get started! You!" She pointed at a guard, "get me a large hammer, and You!" She gestured to another guard. "Get me some rope, ducktape and a peice of wood and you!" She looked at the last guard. "Get me a bottle of sarsaparrila, we are going to be here for a while!" Celestia's eyes met her sister's and they smiled as Pinky started giving orders. "Blueblood, get ready for some revenge. They dont call me Trollestia for nothing!" Celestia said to herself. Luna brohooved her sister and they got to work.