Pinkie and Discord sat there staring at at the object before them, and where it was placed. One in surprised shock that it had managed to get in there, the other in frozen fear at how it had gotten there........ that sounds wrong. They were staring at the spoon in Discords mouth......perverts, the lot of you. Somehow, Pinkie had been able to jam it down his throat and he had swallowed what was inside....I DID IT AGAIN!!! NNNNOOOOOOOO.....*sigh* Just...just let me die in peace *sob*....
Is...is it in my mouth? OH GOD I CAN FEEL IT GOING DOWN MY THROAT!! IT TASTES LIKE DEATH!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" was all that Pinkie heard.
"Oh Dissy do you want some more? Here you go."
and with that she shoved the green unholy goop into Discord's mouth. His eyes widened, his face turned green, and he began to retch, clawing at his tongue and mouth, anything to get the green goop out of his mouth, and to banish the taste to the mooooooooooooooon.
"GAK...GAK... GAK"
"Gak? What's that Dissy? Um....Dissy?
While Discord had been retching, a wind was picking up around him, picking him up and holding him off the ground. His eyes began to glow a red akin to that of the flames of Tartarus, and as he opened his mouth, it seemed as if a thousand voices
"WE ARE THE VOID OF ALL DESTRUCTION. THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT. THE VOID, THE RIFT, THE EVIL IN ALL PONIES SOLES!!! WE ARE CHAOS INCARNATE!!!!
The shadows in the room began to lengthen, and grow twisted and warped. the lights began to dim and glow a hellish red. And still the multitude of voices carried on.
"..... um giiiirls... you might wanna come in here for a second."
"Sue Pinkie, what is i-.......Pinkie......what did you do now?"
"Nothing Twilight! Honest! He just started doing this after I fed him some of that green stu-....ooooohhhhhh....I done goofed didn't I?"
"RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH"
"Uh-oh"
"Come on, girls, we have to get the Elements! TO THE TREE HOUSE!!!"
"Whew, we did it Twi. I can't believe he summoned a pack ah rabid sharkdogs to attack us."
"Yeah, and the way Fluttershy took down that mountain troll was totally AWESOME."
"If anypony missed out on seeing that, why then they'd regret it for the rest of their lives."
"Aaaawwww, but what about the readers?"
"The whatnow?"
"Oh nothing *wink*"
Just as the silence in the room was about to get awkward, Discord just BURST THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE CTHULHU HIMSELF WITH SHADOW TENTACLE WITH EYES AND OH DEAR GOD ITS BURNED INTO MY RETINAS!!!
"This is my domain Ponies, and you shall kneal before me. Even your puny god Celestia can't match my power, for I was here before this Universe even existed.
"You can't have come from before the universe. That's impossible."
"Is that YOUR religion?"
"It's a belief."
"You know nothing. ALL of you. So small: The leader, so scared of command."
"B-but..what?"
"The farmer, haunted by the eyes of her parents."
"How in tarnation?"
The healer, still running from Daddy.
"W-what?"
"The speedy little mare who lied to her father, desperate for his acceptance."
"I didn't....I never...*sniffle*"
"The virgin."
"HOW DARE YOU, YOU RUFFIAN!!!"
And the lost pony, so far away from home. The valiant mare, who will die in battle so very soon, never to see her family again...
"Twilight, what does that mean?"
"Don't listen to him Pinkie!"
"WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!"
"You will die, and I will live." "
With each remark, each of the mane six had began to shiver in fear, the color slowly draining from their coats, and theirs losing all hope.... They had all fallen before the Lord of Darkness and Chaos.... all but one pink mare.
"C'mon girls, all we have do is believe in each other, and we can do anything."
"Each of you is powerless against me. How can you defeat me, when you can't even defeat your own fears! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
"You're wrong Discord. We will defeat you!"
"And how can you do that? Your resolves are broken, and your wills are shattered. This is the darkness. This is my domain. You little things that live in the light, clinging to your feeble friends, who betray you in the end... You will bow before me or be destroyed."
"We still have each other, And I know they will never betray me. They've proven to me that I can always put my trust in them." she glanced back at her greying friends "No matter what secrets they may wish to keep."
With each word her friends regained their color, and their elements began to radiate a white hot glow, tendrils of magic snaking out between each of the bearers, until all were connected. They rose as one and their eyes glowed an ethereal white, and when they spoke, they spoke as one. Discords mind began to panic, as he knew what was happening. Desperately, he threw orbs of darkness towards them hoping that one would fall, but to no avail. The Elements were charged, and they were about to pass their judgement.
"Discord" they said, "You shall be cleansed in the light of friendship and harmony. Prepare for your punishment foul Beast."
"I AM THE RAGE AND THE VILE AND THE VORACITY. I AM THE PRINCE AND THE FALLEN. I AM THE ENEMY, I AM THE SIN AND THE FEAR AND THE DARKNESS.I SHALL NEVER DIE. THE THOUGHT OF ME IS FOREVER; IN THE BLEEDING HEARTS OF PONIES, IN THEIR VANITY AND OBSERCRATE AND LUST. NOTHING SHALL EVER DESTROY ME. NOTHING!!! "
" Go to Tartarus." they said as one, and with that they fired a bolt of harmony (hurty rainbow laser thing) right into Discords fiery maw. A resounding explosion shook the very earth for miles around, causing 10.0 earthquakes on the rector scales, reducing the library and the shops nearby to rubble. Towns collapsed like dominoes, one after another, fires erupted from broken gas mains, and far far away, you could hear a distant NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN!! from a certain distraught immortal Sun goddess.
-Meanwhile, back in Ponyville-
"Wow Pinkie, I didn't know you had that much faith in all of us."
"Oh of course silly. I'll always trust you guys."
E-even if we don't always tell you everything?
"Well duh Fluttershy. I mean, everyone has secrets that they don't want to share.... Like how I can break the fourth wall."
"What?"
"Oh nothing. GROUP HUG!!"
And with that, Pinkie grabbed all of them, and pulled them in. As they hugged, each felt their nervousness fly away, and felt as if nothing could harm them. All of a sudden there was gasp from Fluttershy
"WHERE"S DISCORD!!"
"GAH" said Discord as he popped his head out from beneath a pile of rubble.
"Oh thank goodness. Come here Discord, I have a bottle for you."
With speed that could put Rainbow Dash to shame, Discord was at Fluttershy's side, eagerly eying the bottle. He licked his lips in anticipation, as this didn't look like that green gunk.
"Open Wiiiiiiide"
and with that Discord began to suckle. And as his hunger was finally sated, his eyes began to droop sleepily, and his last thoughts before he drifted off to sleep were "There's that damn bottle."....and then everything went dark.