//------------------------------// // Chapter 10: With or Without Nuts // Story: Equestria, What A Place. // by 254Ddubman //------------------------------// "So....Where am I crashing tonight?" I asked the stallion as I walked into my new home in Equestria. It looked nice too. A Nice Kitchen, TV, Sofa, Decorations you know the usual household items and stuff like that. It was just a major disappointment when Nuts replied to my question... Without hesitation Nuts quickly pointed towards the couch, Signaling me that I was going to sleep there for now on. "Ya serious?" I asked, wondering if he was kidding or not. But he just stood there, and chuckled as he made his way towards the kitchen. I can immediately sense that this guy is a 'Douchebag', and his face clearly stats that fact. I wish you guys could see it.....Wait a minute I know he has some pictures around here somewhere....... Wait......I'm still looking..... HERE! This is the guy i'm dealing with right now. He just looks like he's ready to fuck shit up with the attitude on his face. I don't know what Princess Celestia was talking about when she mentioned the he wouldn't 'harm a parasprite', whatever that means. But whatever, as long as I have a place to live for the time being. Now all I need is something to eat. ...........You know what.........I'm not going to even say anything. "Hey, Yo Nuts!" I shouted amongst the room to the ill mannered stallion. "You have anything to eat around here?" I continued as I sat on the couch. I didn't get a response to my question, so I guessed he was still hardass about whatever. I then turned around on the couch to see why silence was illuminating from his side of the room.....And what I saw......Made my jaw drop on impact. ICE CREAM, AND LOTS OF IT! "Is that....I-Ice cream?" I muttered, still starry eyed by the sight. Nuts started to turn around slowly towards my question, and slightly nodded in acceptance. "OH GAWD, I LOVE ICE CREAM.....C-can I have some?" I asked with glee hoping for a positive response. And the reaction I got towards the questions, blew me away... Nuts eyes started to lit up, and a wide smile painted across his face. Apparently something I said got his attention. He then quickly brushes off the smile (like it never happened) and shrug his shoulders with ease, granting my access to the frozen delights. I quickly burst towards the refrigeration to devour the dairy. (see what I did there). OH FANTASTIC, I just can't wait until the brain freeze.. He had all sorts of flavors; Vanilla, Chocolate, Pistachio, Milky Way (What ever that was.), and last but not least my favorite flavor, Cookies N' Cream! I thought I was in heaven! I quickly selected the Cookies N' Cream flavor and started to rummage through the drawers in search of a spoon. And let me tell you now, my determination for looking for this spoon is 10 out of 10. Nuts started to stare blankly at me for awhile but I completely ignored him to search for this frickin' spoon! But then my quest was finally complete, I finally found a spoon and soon proceeded to chow down on the icy supplements. I shoved a spoonful of the desert down my throat like it was my last supper. Nuts was just sitting there starry eyed with a crooked smile at how I able to consume the amount of ice cream I did......but the fun was soon over..... A massive brain freeze headed my way on probably the 37th spoonful of ice cream I had. I started panicking immediately.. HOLY SHIT, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME! FIX THIS. FIX THIS. FIX THIS. FIX THIS! The pain was massive, and I mean MASSIVE! I quickly rushed towards the sink, turned the hot water valve, and attack the faucet with my mouth as a stream of piping hot water made down my throat. OW! OW! OW! THAT'S TOO DAMN HOT DUMBASS! Indeed my brain was right. The scorching burns overwhelming my tongue was outrageous. "Owowowow!" I hissed upon myself after the encounter. Waving fans onto my tongue. Nuts then started to laugh hysterically probably being the only hint of verbal response I've heard from him tonight. He patted my shoulder to get my attention while I was tending to my tongue. He raised a concerned eyebrow at me wondering if I was alright, and sure enough I was. "Yeah, Everything's cool." I assured him, still easing off the pain of the burn upon my tongue, but nothing permanent. Nuts then shifts his look to some of the empty ice cream containers I ate, quoting that he has never seen anyone eat ice cream like that. "Oh, That? Well, I'm a big fan of ice cream, and your fridge was full of it, so I couldn't help myself." I said in a nervous tone as I scratched my neck. Nuts then shook his head in agreement of understanding my dilemma and started his way up the stairs. "Hey, What about a blanket and pillow!?" I shouted at him as he pranced upstairs. But before I could utter another rant downfalls a bedsheet and a pillow casing from the upstairs, hitting the ground. "Uh, Thanks. I guess...." I sarcastically said as I went to go pick up the materials. "This is gonna be a long week or so." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Alright, So the first couple of days in this apartment weren't 'that' bad......Actually it was more awesome than expected! Each and every day was more awesome than the last....well kinda. Let me break it down for ya. Day 1: "Hey, Nuts. How about we have ice cream for dinner tonight?" "Hey." He simply said while shrugging his shoulders with a smirk on his face. "Welp, That's enough approval for me!" I eagerly said myself, as I dove in for a face full of Ice cream heaven. Nuts just sat there laughing, and was soon joining in for the feast too. Day 2: "So Nuts, What's on the menu for today's Dinner?" I asked as I walked into the kitchen where he also was. He soon turns around with 2 buckets of Ice cream and a happy smile on his face. "No way, Ice cream? AWESOOOME!" I squealed with glee over the site. "Hey." Nuts says shrugging with confidence. I quickly took my bucket and begun to devour. "Thanks Nuts! You're the BOMB!" I said with a mouthful of supplements. He does nothing but raised a confused eyebrow, and brings in a welcoming smile. The bond is stronger between you two, huh? Day 3: "Oh, more ice cream for supper? Awesome.... " Day 4: "Yay. More ice cream.....Cool. " I'm getting real tired of this shit. Yeah. Me too, And i'm also getting awful stomach aches. I should say something to him tomorrow, I can't take it anymore. ANYTHING to stop this madness. Current Date: After a couple of hours of being a lazy couch potato watching pony superheroes stop the world from pollution, Nuts emerges through the front door. "Heeeeeey!" Nuts elates in a voice like he was in a 80's sitcom. He came in carrying 2 tubs of Vanilla ice cream and immediately throws them on the table. "Hey?" Nuts said, questionably asking if I was ready to eat. But I couldn't stand the look of that shit anymore, it makes me sick now. So i'm just gonna have to come clean on this one........ Come on man, let him have it! "I'm getting real tired of your shit, Nuts." I said with the most serious of tone. "We eat ice cream every fucking night, and I'm really getting fed up with this crap dude." I continued. "You don't even have the tendency to add fucking toppings to your ice cream you just eat it plain BLANK! The scene then becomes quiet for a few seconds. My sight slowly zooming in on Nuts' disgruntled face. But soon it all became clear.. "hey. Hey! HEY!!!!!!" Nuts suddenly outbursts, knocking down furniture and dishes. "Don't you 'hey' me dude, at least have the nerve to put some sprinkles or something on your ice cream GOSH!" I replied towards his outburst. But at a quick reaction, his face became quickly agitated. "I Warn You, This Scene May Not Be Suitable For Minors." Nuts quickly moved from his current spot and started to march towards my direction in anger. *Push* Nuts then abruptly shoved me back with great force. Oh, This guy is totally asking for it. Show him WHAT FOR! I soon reacted to the act of violence, and shoved him back with all the unknown strength I could. Surprisingly enough, he actually went back a bit, but not enough. Without any vital threat , Nuts charged me with an uppercut to the jaw. And thus The Fight Was On. Getting up as quickly as I could, I charged into Nuts myself with a tackle to the ground filled with shattered dishes. Nuts (quickly recovering from the blow) bucked me off of him with great resiliency, sending me flying into the coffee table breaking it in two. Trying to get up from the broken fragments of the table, Nuts quickly hops on my abdomen and starts beating my face in from left to right. After a few seconds of the stallion whaling on my face, I happened to grab a piece of one of the broken table legs. And without hesitation I smacked it across his muzzle, sending him flying to the left. Just enough time for me to recover. I soon got up from the pieces of table and inspected my face for any serious damage, while Nuts was checking out his muzzle with his backside turned towards me. (probably was a bad idea to look there at the time). Out of nowhere, Nuts Super-Bucked me towards a wall hung with pictures and decorations, and they all soon came collapsing down. One last photo fell from the wall, landing straight on my skull. Knocking me out cold... The scene was then quiet for awhile, Both me and Nuts was in serious pain (Mainly me). I finally got enough conscious to see where I was, there was blood dripping from my hair, the apartment was wrecked, and Nuts' muzzle looked crooked sideways. Woah. You sure did a number on him. But he did an even bigger number on me. My ribs are killing me right now, and my head is throbbing sore. Yeah, Well look on the bright side, at least you could consider this your first official fight. huh? I slowly looked for the thing that caused the damage to my cranium, and soon enough I found the broken picture frame that done the job. I picked it up with struggle of my damages, and came soon to find out something odd. The mare in the photo looked pretty cute, clearly not Nuts' type. "Hey, who is this? Your sister?" I questioned the mildly injured horse, breaking the silence in room after the awkward fiasco. Nuts stood there blinking repeatedly at me, wondering if I just completely forget about the whole ordeal. But sure enough he still answered. "Hey." Nuts said smirkingly shrugging his shoulders. "Hmph, I had a feeling that she was. She's looks to good to be your wife or something" I joked with a witty grin on my face. "Heeeeey...!" He debated towards me, and a few seconds pass before we both started laughing. Signaling that we got all the heated tension between us out of our systems.....Yeah. Guy's Rule. Nuts then started to get up (despite of his injuries), and looked about the room. We sure did trash the place, but it's nothing that Mother's spring cleaning training won't fix. Hehe. Momma's Boy. Something soon caught Nuts' eye, and you wouldn't be surprised of what it was. That's Right... The leftover Ice cream tubs He planned to eat with me tonight were still there, slowly melting onto the kitchen table. He soon turn towards me with a curious raised eyebrow upon his face. I know exactly what he's trying to ask.. "Sure, why not." I simply said, struggling to get up from the ground. We both had Ice cream that night, disregarding me throwing up all over the place soon after from a serious stomach ache. But it was all worth it afterall though. At least now he understands we shouldn't have it all the time.....well I shouldn't anyway. And the best part is... None of us said sorry to each other that day.