The alicorn mare lit up her horn and pointed it directly at you. She was a bit shorter than you, but she was still threatening enough. You decide to continue your usual clown ways. You put a hoof on her horn and push it down only to have it pop back in your face.
"Stop that!" The mare said
"No."
"I demand you stop that so I can execute you!"
"No."
This continued for several minutes until the mare finally fired a shot of energy. You managed to push her horn away and see it fly through the roof of the cave, melting a hole. You can see the midnight blue beam of energy fly towards Equestria.
"What have thee done?!" The mare said
"Um... Uh, I did it for the lulz." You say
Meanwhile...
Down on Equestria, Celestia was sitting on her throne. still in a conflict of emotions.
"Hmm, maybe I was a a bit too harsh on Whiplash, banishment to the moon for not tidying up? Wow, talk about overkill. Should I bring him back? Ooh, perhaps I'll promote him as a way of saying sorry." Celestia said
Just then, a beam of midnight blue light shot through the roof of the castle and right infront of Celestia. It shot into the ground, and maintained it's beam-like form for five seconds before exploding.
"Nope. He's staying on the moon." Celestia said
*BOOM*
Meanwhile...
You stare at Equestria as a huge blue midnight blue cloud puffs up. You chuckle a bit.
"Haha, Equestria go boom." You say
The mare simply buries her face in her hooves and starts shaking her head in disappointment
"What have thou done?" The mare says
"Um, I blew up a quarter of Equestria. Say, names Whiplash, you?" You say to the mare
The mare glares at you and and hesitantly sticks her hoof out.
"Princess Luna." The mare says
Did you just hear what she said?
"Excuse me, what was that?" You ask
"I'm Princess Luna."
"No way. Like, Sister-of-Celestia Luna?"
"Well, yes."
"Shouldn't you be like, old and stuff since you've been here for like, who knows when?"
Luna gives you an offended look. You shrug.
"Time is different here in space." Luna responds
So here you are. In a cave. On the moon. With the offended sister of the very alicorn that banished you to the moon.
"I don't like your sister." You mutter
"Neither do I." Luna mutters
"Wait isn't she your sister?"
"HAVE THEE NEVER READ THE HISTORY OF THY NATION?!"
"Yeaaaaaaaaa, the gods gave me a book, with history and stuff, and I ended up making a bunch more duplicates, coating them in gold and making Towers Of Pimps for the citizens." You say as you check your hooves
Luna facehoofs as you only continue looking around and continue to check your hooves.
"How can somepony as ignorant as thou be a god? The god of stupidity perhaps."
"Why thank- Hey!"
"I have proven my point." Luna says
Luna turns around and heads for the exit of the cave.
"Hey, where you goin'?" You ask
"Home." Luna replies
"Can I follow?"
"No."
You follow Luna anyways. She seems irritated, but doesn't do anything. You follow her out of the cave and out into the open. You follow her, she seemed to know where she was going, or did she? You decided that being lost together was better than being lost alone.
Eventually, Luna arrives at yet another cave. She enters and before you can set foot into the cave, she uses her magic to levitate a large boulder to the entrance. You stop and sit down.You sigh and use your magic on the boulder, no luck. She must've locked it. You sigh and shook your head. You hoped it wouldn't come to this.
You stared at the boulder with an incredibly adorable puppy dog frown.
"Pwease?"
You could hear Luna moving inside, unsure of whether to let you in or not. You decide to really ham up the adorable.
"Pwease Woona, let me in."
The rock shifts a bit. You use your magic and lift it aside.
"Hehe, works everytime." You say
You enter and move the boulder back to block the entrance. inside, it's a long lit up tunnel. You follow it until you reach an ENORMOUS cavern. Complete with a queen sized bed (Which Luna was laying down on, covered in her nice little blanket of magic), a large sunroof with magic instead of glass, various furniture made out of moon dust, and basically everything you'd find in a princess' room.
"Nice place. Say, why do ya' need to cover up the nice view?" You ask
"To prevent the monsters from coming in."
"There are monsters here?"
"Yes. There is only one."
"Where- Oh, me. Wait, hey!"
Luna ignores you and continues staring at the sky.
"Whatcha doing anyways?" You ask
"I am stargazing. It helps me relax, it makes me think clearer and-" Luna said
"Yea, um, you lost me. Say, would you happen to have any food here?"
"Does thou have no respect for ANYTHING? Not even thyself?"
"I have done some incredibly stupid things in my life, so yes. I have no respect for myself."
Luna turns to her side. A clear indication that she was about to doze off. You climb in the bed and under her magic blanket. Almost immediately, a layer of blue magic levitates you off the bed and onto the floor.
"Do I have to get out the puppy eyes again?" You say
"No."
"Then why do you hate me?"
"I don't hate you. It's just that I don't allow animals on beds."
"Well played Luna, well played." You say
You curl up on the floor of Luna's "home" and slowly feel yourself doze off. The floor was surprisingly comfy.
"Night Luna."
"Keep thy mouth shut and go to sleep." Luna grumbled
Wow, banishment wasn't as fun as you thought it would be is it?