//------------------------------// // Where am I ? // Story: A life as a pony. // by Lunaluver //------------------------------// I grab my nineteenth beer, and chug it. Today I was celebrating my Irish haritage. After about two hours of drinking, me and my friends try to drive. The last thing I can remember is I was in the back of the truck parting with two of my friends, the truck started to go to the other side of the road. Everything soon went black I awoken in a room I have never been in before, and I was on a little girls bed. I try to rub my eyes, but something felt wrong. I looked at a pink hoof. I jumped back and eeped. I heard footsteps and saw the door knob wiggle. I jumped under the bed, and saw a girl with red hair open the door. I tried to be a quiet as I could, but she could here me trying to move. She looks under the bed and tells me that she doesn't bite. Yeah like I haven't heard that before. I back up more under the bed. Then she grabs me, and yanks me out from under the bed. She sits on the floor next to me and starts to talk. I zone out while she talks and look around her room. She has a normal twin sized bed with a My Little Pony sleeping bag draped over it on the right side of the room. On the left side was a shelf that had pony toys on it. From top to bottom there was: Firefly, Posey, Applejack, Surprise, Twilight, and Sparkler. There is a box on the floor that was also full of G1 ponies. There was the "Dream Castle play set" on the floor, a calendar that said July 1985. There was a desk that had sketches of random ponies on it, and some bean bag chairs. There was also a small T.V near the front of the room. "So how did you end up here in my world ?" I look down and notice I have wings, no cutiemark and a blue tail. I look up at her and shrug my..shoulders? Shoulders. "I'm Lauren. Do you know your name ?" I look down, then back up... "Firefly..?" "But..You don't look anything like the toy, or the show. And you don't have a symbol ! And-" "Cutie Mark." "What ?" "A cutiemark it's-" I cut myself off because I remembered I was in the 80's and couldn't alter the timeline more than I already had. Lauren looked at me with a confused look. Then the door knob started to wiggle and I hid under the bed. A woman that looked simaliar to Lauren walked in. "Who are you talking to ? "Um.. No one....why ?" "Um. No reason. Anyway that "My Little Pony'' show you like is on." "Thanks mom." Her mother walked out and shut the door. Lauren grabbed the remote and turned on the T.V. I slowly crawl out from under the bed and the first premiere of MLP was playing. "See you don't look any thing like that ! You don't even have a cute..cutie-mark..." "I haven't really seen what I looked like..." She pulled a mirror out of no where. Oh great back then people could break the fourth wall. I looked out myself and I looked like a G4 pony. "G4 !!" "What ?" "Nothing." We watched the second MLP premiere which was Escape From Catrina. It was getting late the clock read 10:30PM so I went under the bed and Lauren climbed on the bed. Firefly.. Don't you want to sleep on the bed with me ?" "No, I don't want to be seen." "Okay.." She handed me a small blanket and I snuggled up. __________________________________________________________________________________ Lauren sat on the bed, and got lost in her thoughts. She had her favorite pony in her house. How did she get here ? Why doesn't she act like the show ? Is she really Firefly ? Why does she look different ? What is G4 ? What is a cutiemark ? She glanced over at her clock it read 1:30 AM. She grabbed a Firefly plushie and snuggled up. __________________________________________________________________________________ About 2:00AM I had to pee REALLY BAD. I crawled out from under the bed and realized something. I think this kid may be Lauren Faust. I walk over to her desk and try to find some proof. I found her school I.D and sure enough she was the Lauren Faust. It made me excited knowing that I was in the same room with Lauren Faust, but it also made me have to pee more. I tried to open her door. That was a struggle. I twisted the knob with my hooves, kicked it, and eventually bit it. I turned the knob with my mouth, and started gagging. The door came open and I spit on the floor. That crap was NASTY ! I walk into a little hallway that led to random doors, that were cracked slightly opened. I peak through one door, and was scarred for life. All I have to say is: Lauren's parents, and sexy roleplay. I go to one of the doors on the left and opened it. Thank Celestia it was the bathroom. I left the door a crack open, I was not going through that horrible experience again. How do horses pee ? DAMN IT ! I sit on the toilet and my tail gets wet. I did the guy pose and tried. No wang. I stand in the shower and pee. I tried wiping, I'm not even going to explain what happened there. I slowly crawl through the hallway, avoiding the adult room. I slip into Lauren's room and slide slowly under the bed. I can't get back to sleep. I toss and turn. I'm used to sleeping on a floor, I don't like my bed. I decided I should stay awake. About 15 minutes later I get lost in my thoughts. How did I get here ? Am I dead ? I miss beer. HOLY CRAP ! I am back in the 80's ! I'm a Pegasus ! Wow..I'm slow.. No facebook... No DA.. No FIM... No interwebs... Well this sucks. Is there internet ? I have know idea... Should I tell Lauren her future ? Should I stay ? Should I leave ? I miss my sister.. I lay my head down and begin to cry.. I miss home..