So, There's this guy in a blank nothingness… He has a red suit jacket on, with a dark green bowtie on. He also has black pants on, and a pair of converse on. He soon walks to the center of the screen. He sets down a red toolbox, then pulls out a hammer and starts to whack the screen. In 1936, we were given the Looney Tunes. 1991 was the year that Deadpool was introduced. Deadpool soon walks onto the place looking at the audience with the guy. He knocks on the glass-like wall. The guy shrugs, then he pulls out a axe. He continues to knock on the glass, only resulting in the head breaking like glass. The guy's jaw drops down to the ground, like a toon. He then tosses the stick away.
In 1995, we met a freaky sort of hero. His name was Freakazoid!. The guy was digging through the toolbox, when a person with blue skin and electric-like frizzy hair in a full body costume stepped into view. He then taps the guy on the shoulder, and pulls out a wooden mallet. The guy smiles, then he grabs it and smashes it onto the glass. It looks as though the guy is alright, but soon he falls to pieces, as though he was made of glass. Deadpool then pulls out a broom from the toolbox, and Freakazoid pulls out a dustpan. Deadpool starts to sweep.
In 2010, we meet for the first time a pink pony. She continued in the legacy of cartoon physics. She is named Pinkie Pie. Freakazoid lifts the dustpan, then drops the pieces. One by one, they come back together to form the guy. He seems cross-eyed, and then he shakes it off. He then grabs a metal spike and rams it into the glass wall, cracking it. The three of them grin, then the guy holds out his hand, to which a pink pony with curly hair pops out of the toolbox with a hammer in her mouth. She spits it out onto the guy's hand. He then starts to smack the spike further into the glass-like wall.
Summer of 2013, you'll soon meet a new guy… who likes to be entertained. The guy then smacks the hammer on his white glove-like thumb. He yells out in a "Tom and Jerry style" yell, causing the wall to break.
This surprises them.
The Entertainment Critic
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The Fourth Wall
They soon step out of the blank background, and step into the unknown.
Summer 2013