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// Letter #4 
// Story: Letters from the Unicorn 
// by moonblossom131 
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Dearest Friends,

About those kittens! I took Opal to the vet about one week after that tomcat left the suite. The cat scans (pardon my humor!) showed that Opal has the extremely high chance of expecting! Imagine what monsters those little kittens would be! Mind of a beauty queen, heart of a rogue, am I right? And I'm also starting to hang around Fancy Pants more. He took me out to a nice dinner! He is quite the gentleman, let me tell you. He had cherries put into his apple-tini! It was quite fancy, as I'm sure you can understand. And his sparkling water was so sparkly it out-sparkled the costumes that I made for Sapphire Shores just a few years ago! Why, he took me around the palace gardens! The flowers and hedge sculptures were quite pretty, almost prettier than me, but we heard some sort of screaming from the dungeons!!! Why it scared me half to death. A new victim everyday to the law, am I right girls? Of course I am.

What I liked the most about my little evening walk through Canterlot was when I went to see the sunset from the highest castle viewing sight in all of Equestria! You girls would all love it! I can make you the prettiest dresses! You're going to need some high-class hip-wear if you're going to hang around me. No offense. But really most any pony willing to hang around me needs to at least be someone important, which means that all you girls, who all wield the Elements of Harmony, are definitely at the top of my list. 

Oh, and Pinkie, I need you to tell the Cakes that they have an important delivery to make! I just couldn't settle on anyone else to bake the sweets for the Garden party that I'm attending! I will pay them when they get here with my sweets. 

I really hope that you girls might be able to make it to my fashion show! The princesses will be there too! I know how all of you love enjoy spending quality time with the princesses. Of course, we've been doing a lot more of that ever since Twilight became an alicorn. Seriously, I didn't even know that was possible! The spell must have been complex! But, Celestia would have had many millenium to write it and rehearse it. What with her being a princesses.

I should talk more about fashion! I think my biggest (and only) weakness is making dresses a bit too fancy. The only casual dress I ever made was Twilight's dress! Then again, when she asked me to revise it for her wings, I kind of upgraded it a little... 



Yeah. Anyways, I just saw the movie Of Hooves and Hearts. It was kind of a cheesy romance, and the effects were TOTALLY fake, but hopefully the sequel will be better. 

I also met this other stallion while walking through town. I think he's Applejack's cousin or something, because he has the freckles... and the mane.... and those dirty hooves....  plus breath was simply amazing. It was like rotten squash mixed with earth pony perfume! Maybe he was wearing some rancid concoction he thinks is the ultimate cologne or something stupid. Anyways, Hayseed Turniptruck? Applejack? I'm going to want an explanation. Ahem. 

I hope that creature Opal brought home doesn't come back. We don't need another house in Carousel Boutique. When Sweetie Belle and her Cutasically Fantastics or whatever they're called get their dirty little hooves on him, I don't want to be there. I don't know how you can handle those three, Fluttershy! I would either lock them in my spare room and hire Snowflake to guard them, or just give them away to some pony else. So, please visit soon! 

Ciao!

Rarity