Luna was bored all day. She was incredibly bored! So amazingly bored in fact, that she decided to talk to others! It may have been drastic, but it was her only hope against the boredom. She decided to take a walk around the castle. Great, she was getting exercise. This had better be worth it. She soon saw her sisters bedroom, a few seconds after leaving her bedroom.
'Thank goodness! We thought we would have to listen to other ponies! We can simply force our sister to bring us somewhere fun.' Luna thought to herself.
Luna made her way to Celestia's room, and as she was at the door, she noticed a small crack between it and the wall. She decided to spy on her sister for a while. It had been a while since she had done so.....A few thousand years to be exact.
Luna made herself invisible with a spell that she used to spy on stallions in her spare time. She peeked into the room, and saw something she thought she would never see.
Celestia was playing video games! She never thought she'd see the day that her sister played Xbox.
It turns out that Celestia was quite adept in the art of gaming, for when Luna came back with a large tub of popcorn, some lotion, and a camera, she had prestiged in 'COS' AKA Call Of Scootaloo, the chicken chronicles.
Celestia spent her day, attacking food, pouncing on her favorite Toy-doll, and gaming. At one point she even busted out the lotion. Luna was losing her boredom to this fantastic pass-time. Why had she not thought of this before!? Luna also scared the living giblets out of every guard that passed by. At one point, a guard just sat down next to Luna and looked inside, he then began to film Celestia's hysterics.
Luna soon joined in, and they agreed to mix their films later. Luna gave the guard her number, and when he got her number, he farted. She then farted. The entire planet was set into a chain of farts, even Celestia. Once this was over, Luna used Ctrl+Z on the farts.
Luna invited a few cameramen, gossipers, and a small treat stand owner to the area around the crack. Soon, there was a crowd. Luna cast a sound cancelling spell on the door, and room, so that her sister would not ruin the quickly growing internet sensation.
Luna and the guard met up in the hallway, each making computers out of pure swag, right in the hallway. They edited the films and submitted them.
It had 84,435,326 views on YouNewb. Luna decided to start charging for the view. It was 50 bits per pony, for one minute of view-time.
The reporters interviewed Luna, and the guard. Luna said that they were dating, and the guard said 'giggetty', and kissed her. The reporters took ALL THE PICTURES! The reporters soon glued themselves to the crack in the door. Luna and her new lover just stood in the hallway and counted their money.
By the end of the day, Luna had made 1,250 bits, at her sister's expense. She decided to do this more often. She even made a new YouNewb account, called ' Celestia's Bedroom '.
Celestia's Bedroom immediately had about 10,000+ subscribers.
She was gonna ride this out.
Luna couldn't sleep due to the massive amounts of loud, reporter ponies outside her chambers. She took drastic measures.
Luna walked outside with the BEST sound-canceling headset that bits can buy, and blared 'Photograph', by Nickleback. Some ponies held their ears in pain as they ran away, others just jumped out the window. One pony just ignored it. Luna named him the new Prince, and gave him a room. He was, truly, a fit to rule.
The pesky news-reporting ponies were now gone, and Luna was tired. She did, after all, need her energy to make her sister famous in the morning. Luna prepared her sexy dress for sleepytimes.
Luna applied her night-time Swag, and climbed into bed.
Luna went to sleep that night, with her bottle of 'Just-In-Case-Lotion' next to her, on a bed of money.
Celestia's Chambers
Celestia had the weirdest feel that thousand of ponies were watching her eat that banana earlier. It's a good thing she ate it in the most awesomest way ever. Celestia was tired after her 'Do-Nothing-Day', so she applied her night-time Swag, and went to bed. She had about twelve ponies around her as she slept, for tonight, she chose to sleep in her pimp bed, with maximum, hardcore, YOLOCATSWAGitude. She, needless to say, slept peacefully, and with much lotion.
The Prince's Chambers
'So glad I bought those maximum strength earplugs!' The prince thought to himself, as he drifted off to sleep, with his Keg of lotion nearby. His day tomorrow was certainly going to be very interesting. He decided to activate 'boop' mode, in his bed.
His bed suddenly transformed into a cloud made of sexiness. He applied his night time Swag, hopped into bed, and lay down. He hoped the author would stop saying Swag........... He slept unhappily, knowing that Swag is a very important part of the vocabulary.
Somewhere In Canterlot
Swag was everywhere in the rave-bar in Canterlot. All the most famous ponies were watching Celestia's Bedroom at the moment. On the giant flat screen TV, Celestia was playing COS and using enough lotion to drown a whale.
There was a large amount of 'D'awwww's in the bar. Celestia was also eating a banana. Celestia began to yell. She then began to rage. Then she started to yell 'NOOBZ!' and 'HAX!' AND 'LAG!' The majority of the bar-ponies had no idea what she was talking about.
After the show, the ponies of the bar pulled themselves out of the rave area, after donning on their glasses and hats. The ponies were walking home, to watch more of Celestia's Bedroom.
One pony remained. It was........