Enker, Punk, and Ballade were on a different ship. They were heading for a pink planet.
“I’m going to pummel Mega Man!” Punk growled.
“Calm down. You’ll go first,” Ballade said, still uncertain about Mega Man.
“I just...I just can’t take it anymore!” Punk growled in frustration as he stomped his foot, making the ship shake. “WHEN ARE WE THERE?” He got so angry the words he were spewing became more and more disjointed, until he started foaming at the mouth and shaking his head. His words were so unintelligible, the language he was speaking could only be described as “Angrish.” This “Angrish” consisted of nothing but random syllables in an angry tone.
They finally landed on a planet.
“All right, we’re - “
Punk stopped.
The planet was a deserted land, with red dust everywhere and some cacti.
“WRONG PLANET!” Punk screamed.
“Do not blame yourself, Ballade,” Enker said. “If Punk hadn’t been pestering you, we would have landed.”
“I’m right here!” Punk protested.
Enker simply rolled his eyes. “Yes, yes. Terribly sorry, Punk. Anyway, I’ll check our coordinates and see where we really were supposed to be headed.” He walked back inside the ship, and checked his green sonar radar thingy that you saw on boats in movies.
“All right, this time we go left.” Enker turned the ship left after everyone got on.
Enker squinted his eyes. “Let’s see...” He checked the radar. There were a few things on it. There were in the middle, the white dot. There were some random asteroids, a comet, but nothing too significant. “THIS IS TOO SLOW!” Punk yelled. Enker let out a heavy sigh. “Oh, dear. Don’t worry, Punk, we’ll be there soon.” And as sure as the sky was blue...no, wait, there is no sky. And as sure as the sun was a planet...wait, it’s not. As sure as something was something, there was the equestrian planet.
Ballade took out his Ballade Crackers. “Armed and ready! I shall now best Mega Man to prove I am the best robot in the world! After Punk, anyways.”
Punk chuckled. “You bet! No one is better than me by a long shot!” He looked out the window as the planet grew closer. Enker squinted his eyes. “Okay, this is good. I’ve found a good landing spot. Hold on.” He readied the landing gear.
After a few seconds, they landed safely. “Punk, you’re on. Go find Mega Man and terminate him.”
“Got it!” Punk turned into Screw Crusher form and zoomed away.
Mega Man, to protect himself from any other Robot Masters, was in Twilight’s house. “The Mega Man Killers are VERY dangerous.” He said, trying to hide himself behind a bookshelf.
Fluttershy stuck her head out from under a table. “C-can’t we just have a pleasant chat with them?”
Pinkie jumped out from behind the curtains. “Yeah! Are they like Grenade Man? He was fun!”
“They will KILL anything that gets in their way,” Mega Man replied. “NOTHING like Grenade Man.”
Fluttershy squealed and hid under the table again.
Pinkie giggled. “Are they even more fun? I wanna party with them! Woohoo!” She chuckled and started pulling balloons from thin air and blowing them up. “What’s their favorite color balloon?” She asked between breaths.
“They HATE parties. Except Punk, but he only likes rock music parties...”
Pinkie gasped. “They... they HATE parties?!”
Mega Man nodded. “Yep. They. Hate. Parties. They go out of their way just to destroy any parties and happiness in the area.” That wasn’t true, obviously, but Mega Man was just trying to scare Pinkie to entertain himself, to get his mind off possibly being destroyed.
Pinkie Pie hid in the closet.
“Ah’m not sure hiding in here is a good idea,” Applejack protested. “It’s easy to break in.”
Pinkie shuddered. “I’m not taking any risks. Those sunshine, party hating...” She started to break down.
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. “Please. I can take ‘em with one wing tied behind my back.”
“Go ahead, then,” Mega Man challenged.
“Fine,” RD said, scowling. She flew out of the window.
Punk hadn’t found Mega Man anywhere. He didn’t want to cause suspicions, but he needed to interrogate SOMEBODY if he was going to find Mega Man. He picked up a random foal. “Good morrow, young chap. I was wondering if you could please tell me where to find an aqua garbed fellow. Bipedal.”
“You mean Mega Man? He wandered off towards there.” The foal pointed in the direction.
“I appreciate the information.” Punk put the foal down and walked calmly towards the direction.
Punk politely knocked on the door. “Hello? May I ask if anyone is home? Hello? I’m dreadfully sorry if no one is home. Oh, I would feel positively silly.” Punk chuckled.
“Do you hear somepony?” Fluttershy asked, poking her head out once again.
“It’s Punk. I can hear his voice,” Mega Man said.
“BLAST!” Punk growled. “Oh, dear. It appears I will have to use blunt force.” He rammed his head, and the door fell down. Fluttershy cowered under the table again. “”Old chap? Are you in here?” Punk asked. “I shall find you.” He kicked the table over, and saw a cowering Flutter. “No.” He kicked the closet open, and saw a crying Pinkie Pie. “No.”
Punk started grumbling in Angrish.
He threw a Screw Crusher at a bookshelf. The shelf gained a cut in it that you could see through..
Mega Man almost gasped, but managed not to.
Punk glared at the bookshelf. He looked through the gash. Mega Man shifted his position.
“I’ll be back,” he muttered, before leaving.
Fluttershy shut the door quickly.
“That was close.” Mega Man sighed and came out from behind the bookshelf.
Applejack came out from under the staircase. “Partner, how are we supposed to stop a menace like that?!”
Mega Man looked around a bit and spotted a machine labeled “Protective Ray Device”.
He smiled. “I think I know how.”
“Mega Man!” Punk growled. “You’re a fool to reveal yourself now!”
“I’m armed with something that even you can’t stop!” Mega Man replied confidently.
“Try me!”
Punk threw out several Screw Crushers. They shot towards Mega Man...
... and bounced off him.
“What?!” Punk said in disbelief. “Well, then, try this on for size!”
He turned into ball form and charged towards Mega Man. He ended up bouncing off.
“How can this be?!”
Mega Man smirked. “I’ve gained mirror armor. There’s no way you can stop me now. Why don’t you go crying back to your little friends?”
“AAAAH!” Punk turned into ball form and zoomed away.
“Since that party-hating menace is out of our town, we can PARTY AGAIN!” Pinkie said with joy.
The crowd cheered.