Oh Celestia... I have no bucking idea why I came up with this but it could be either completely hilarious, cracky, or bugshit insane.
And as this is me we're talking about, it's likely all three and more.
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Twilight blinked as she looked up from her character sheet and looked at her teacher. "I'm sorry Princess Celestia... but what?"
Celestia just shook her head and sighed. "I'm sorry my faithful student, but your character was just killed by a bunny that fell out of a Pegasus' Mailbag."
Twilight was quiet for the rest of that night's gaming session as the winter wind roared outside. Once the session was done and the two Princesses had teleported back to Canterlot, Applejack turned to Rarity and shook her head in exasperation. "Sorry Rares, but this here game is no longer any fun." She sighed. "Ah don't know if ah will come back."
The rest of the girls and Spike nod and start to agree only to be silenced as Twilight spoke up. "Don't. Trust me on this, you do not want to leave yet."
Rainbow just scowled. "Come on Twilight! The Princess keeps killing our characters with stupidity!"
Twilight just nodded as her hair twanged and a slightly crazed smile came over her face. "Oh, I agree. And I have had it!" She then looked at the others and they felt a shiver run down their back. "You do not want to miss what's going to happen next..."
Meanwhile in the Canterlot gardens, Discord somehow started sweating despite being both stone and how the temperature was below freezing...
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As she's making her way to way to Rarity's (where the next gaming session is going to happen) a week later, Applejack decided to walk with Twilight. Once she sees her, however, Applejack blinked. "What in tarnation Twi?! Y'all don't look like ya'll have slept in days!"
Her hair frizzy and disheveled, Twilight nodded. "Yeah, been up working on a character that I created... or maybe she was always there..." She then reached into her saddlebag and gave Applejack a large binder. "That's her backstory."
Applejack stared at it before she flipped through it and paused as she came to a certain part. "Twi... don't y'all only know like two words of germane?"
Twilight nodded as she twitched. "Yes."
The Earth Pony felt a shiver as she looked through what could only be a tome of madness made real. "Ya'll have several pages here of perfectly written germane that looks like it was written by ah native speaker..."
The Unicorn grinned. "I know, weird isn't it? But it all came to me. I lost count around page 400 or so..."
Her farmer friend blinked and looked at her in confusion. "Is Harrison her first or last name?"
Twilight shrugged as her grin got wider. "The hay that I know!"
And suddenly Pinkie felt very, very afraid from where she was on the other side of town...
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After some raised eyebrows from the others at the massive binder, Twilight just leaned back as Celestia took a quick glance through it and shrugged. "I am surprised that you put so much work into this my faithful student. Still..."
It was about fifteen minutes into the game (after Dash's character, a professor, had infiltrated the cult they were investigating) that Twilight made her move. "I'm joining in now." After Celestia waved her on, Twilight began. "So Old Mare Harrison is currently in a pair of combat boots with her Mohawk and Aviator sunglasses on. She is also wearing a colorful Hawaiian shirt with a husband beater underneath it."
Rarity looked at her completely horrified. "That's ghastly Twilight!"
Twilight sniffed and looked at her as she got into character and ignored the facehoof from Applejack. "You ain't heard nothin' yet, sister." She sniffed again as she leaned back. "So I'm leaning back in my lazyboy as I take shots from the bottle of whiskey beside me and hits from my massive bong full of poison joke when I turn to the stuff owl on my shoulder and shake my head. 'You know Roberta,' I say. 'You are the greatest pal.' I slowly nod as I take another hit, expelling the purple. Sparkling smoke. 'You never bother me to try and have some of my stash. After all, you know I need it after ham.' I snort. 'I ever tell you about the first time I ever smoked a joint? I was in the back of my sister's wagon.' I snicker. 'Damn that was some of the most awesome fucking shit. And I don't even have a sister!' I turn. 'Ain't that right Clari-' I stop and jump from the chair. 'Clarice? Where are you?' I look around.'"
In real life, as Twilight whipped her head around, Luna raised an eyebrow as she looked up from the notes other character (a jock). "Is this normal Sister?"
Celestia just blinked as Twilight yelled asking what the fucking hell happened to her gnomes. "Uh... no actually..."
Twilight jumped from her seat as she started pacing muttering about the amount of gnomes and the weights of each one as the rest watched on (other then Applejack who's quietly chuckling). "Okay, at 60 bits a gnome that comes out to..." She stomped a hoof. "40,000 bits worth of lawn gnomes! Who the fucking hell would steal 40,000 bits of lawn gnomes!"
Dash stared at her in confusion. "Who the hay would own 40,000 bits of lawn gnomes...?"
The unicorn just continued to pace. "This couldn't be just the work of one bastard! Oh no! This has to be the work of a whole fucking herd of no good mother fucking rat ass bastards! An organized on to boot!" Now everypony is staring at her. "So I turn to the stuffed own on my shoulder. 'But who... which bunch...' I then nod. 'It's those Luna witnesses from that church down the street!'" Twilight ignored the flat look Luna gave her. "So I grab my shotgun that I had gotten from around Saddle Arabia, and I head out and jump in my coltvet peddle driven wagon and tear down the street as I take slugs from my bottle of whiskey."
Celestia waited for a moment and cleared her throat before she described the scene. As the detective (Rarity's character) is watching the cult's hideout, she sees Twilight's character's entrance. "And in her hoof she has a shotgun and-" And then Twilight interrupted her and distracted, and not seeing the completely shocked looks, Celestia nodded. "Yes, and in the other is a... wait, what?!"
Twilight ignored her wide eyed teacher as she continued. "'Sandy, Roberta, keep an eye on my flank! Just like back in 'ham!' I then stomp up to the door and kick it in with my Earth pony strength as I demand to know where my gnomes are while I wave around my shotgun. 'Mucled C'lest'in Cult! Wha' e dam gotton me 'armonry!. And gee'me ma wee sprites!'"