//------------------------------// // Things that turn around // Story: Tom's Destiny // by Caleb Roy //------------------------------// Tom decided that he would save the CMC, so he rushed the wild Mr. Timn. Tom was a madman...or a mad rock. Did you all see that pun. Wasn't it just funny. I mean I am dying laughing over here. You know wouldn't that stink. I mean when you go to a gravesight you see things like, "Here lies so and so who died from a gunshot wound or old age or whatever", but could you imagine seeing, "Here lies So and so (ha you thought I would reveal my name) who died of laughter", man that would stink. Anyways, so Tom rushes the Mr. Timn. Tom knew there was only one way to defeat a Mr. Timn, and that was by beating him at his annoyance. Its a good thing Tom was in to comedy and randomness because if he wasn't, well, he probably would have lost. Tom began the random battle first. "So Mr. Timn, you thought you could defeat me, but you don't realize that I like trains, so what now punk?! What you going to do!!", Tom spoke with the most pwning tone. "I see you know the ways of the hot dog", replied Mr. Timn, "but do you know the ways of... the pork fried rice!!?", Mr. Timn's were known for their pure randomness that was so evil, it was despicable. "Well, Mr. Timn I know not of the ways of the pork fried rice, but I know that the cookie is the best part of the oreo!! What you going to do now, Mr. Timn?", Tom was on a roll, a rock hard one that is... "You think you're a smart rock, but you don't even realize that I got that bling from that swag store form that place in L.A. in the area where people poop, and order patties!!", Mr. Timn was talking so fast, that Superman turned into a bird. Tom was getting a little nervous now. He knew that Mr. Timn was beating him back, but what could Tom do. He was running out of randomness. He was going mad. He was getting a severe case of rock diarrhea. He was getting-- "Hey narrator... Get on with the story!! We get what was happening to Tom" the audience was always interrupting. Ya ya audience fine. Anyways, Mr. Timn was getting out of hand. He was beating Tom back, and then it got worse. "Hey you big orange... whatever you are, stop being a bully!!", screamed Apple Bloom. Oh no, that's right boys and girls, Apple Bloom said something that wasn't even random. This just made it worse. Every Rock knew that if you encountered a wild Mr. Timn in the forest that you never said anything not random or else... Someone might steal your ice cream, and also that the Mr. Timn would get worse and call all of his friends. This was getting very bad, and Tom knew it. "Oh yeah", concured Mr. Timn while baking some bacon (pigs were bacon before it was cool you know), "You don't even realize that when 2+2=5 that it is because a dog somewhere in Mercury is pooping all over your favorite blanket which Celestia banished to Mercury because, well, Mercury is her favorite travel spot, and we all know that Celestia is scared of the dark, so she keeps herself a blanket". Tis true, Celestia was scared of the dark. What the heck, another narrator in my story about Tom get out of here other narrator. "No!" replied the other narrator. Oh so you're going to be a wise guy well. "What the heck... does any pony else hear those random voices from the sky", replied Scootaloo. "Thats it!!!!!" screamed Tom, "I am done, This story is suppose to be about me, so get back to this story being about me!!". Oh right, so sorry Tom right I will stop okay, so here is the deal I shot the other narrator, and I am going to resume from where I left off so Mr. Timn says what he just said about three or more paragraphs up, and here is what Sweetie Belle replies with. "That is a lie... Princess Celestia isn't scared of any one or anything!!", Sweetie Belle was furious with this Mr. Timn creature. "Ha ha your the princess and I am the poop. I also like to eat pie, unless it is pie flavor!", Replied Mr. Timn. "How could you disrespect our princess like that, you villain!!", replied Apple Bloom. "I am the new princess... every pony bow down to me, unless you're a horse, then go fart on yourself!", Mr. Timn was no princess, but he sure thought he was. "That's it," yelled Scootaloo, "I am going to kick you in the shin, and call you a rip off artist!!", Scootaloo began to walk over to Mr. Timn. Tom stopped her just in time, though. "No!!", yelled Tom, "These wild Mr. Timn's are very dangerous, do not engage them!!". Mr. Timn was right, it was very dangerous to engage a Mr. Timn head on. "What's a matter?" asked Mr. Timn to Scootaloo, "Chicken?". Oh Mr. Timn, you're just so funny calling out a brony meme out like that, oh you. Mr. Timn began to laugh. He also continued to talk. He must have talked for 12 hours before Tom finally did something. It all happened like this. Tom and the CMC are sitting there listening to Mr. Timn, when Tom notices that the CMC are getting annoyed almost to the point of death. Tom realized that he had to do something, but he wasn't sure what. Tom knew that he wouldn't win in a random duel, but he wasn't sure what he was to do. Tom thought about this question for one hour, and then Tom was just fed up. He just jumped on top of Mr. Timn, and Mr. Timn was crushed, and that was the end of that. I know, I know, pretty awesome huh? Ya, I thought the same thing. Tom is just so stinking awesome (No but seriously Tom doesn't shower often). Anyways, so the CMC were all like... "Tom, Tom that was awesome... You just saved us!! Tom you are the best, we love you", began Scootaloo. Then Apple Bloom started to speak too. "Tom, you is so nice... Thanks you kindly for saving us, we love you!!", followed up Apple Bloom. Finally, Sweetie Belle started up. "Tom... I am so so so sorry for being so mean to you... Could you ever forgive me?", Sweetie Belle was sincere. "Yes", replied Tom, "I forgive all of you, and I always will!!". Tom was a very forgiving rock just like Jesus Christ (and I am very serious here). Also, get ready to cry even more because then all of the CMC went over and hugged Tom. They all forgave each other, and Tom even shed a tear. It was a great day for Tom. Things finally started to turn around. In fact, they all walked back to Ponyville and had ice cream and ate pizza and random music started playing in the back ground. It was beautiful. The CMC even let Tom join their group. It was a great day for Tom, and Tom was finally starting to learn his destiny.