PonyHammer 40,000: Magic of War

by Dragon Heart


We'ze Were Made for Fightin' an' Winnin'

Up a hill in the distance, the battle raged on as the Pony Marines eliminated the Hog forces that stood before them. More Hogs ran towards the war zone, eager to fight the Marines some more, but a Hog that was a little bigger than them fired warning shots at them and they stopped.

"Knock it off, all a you'z!" He yelled, his english was very poor as was every other Hog's. "We'ze movin' out!"

"We'ze not gonna stay an' fight?" A Hog asked as they waddled up to the larger Hog.

"I'z da biggest Hog 'ere," the big Hog stated, "which meanz I'ze da leader a you'z lousy bunch a gitz." He snorted and snarled and growled, making it clear that he was the top Hog of the pack. "We been waitin' an waitin' to fight deze Marine-boyz, an' we'ze gonna stomp dem but good. To do dat we need da strength of all da boarz, not a small weak mob a runtz like you'z boarz."

The Hog growled in annoyance. "Use your skull for sometin' besides thumpin'. We'ze Hogs, an we'ze were made for fightin' an' winnin'!" With that said, the big Hog went and smacked the other Hog with the side of his axe, sending him spinning to the ground.

The Hog got up and waddled away from the other Hog. "Sure fing! You'ze da boss!"

"We'ze gonna go get Big Boss Hogamungus." The big Hog announced, "He got sometin' special planned for deze poniez." and they retreated back to their main stronghold where their Big Boss resided.