//------------------------------// // The Talk // Story: Beautiful One // by Trznce //------------------------------// color=silver]HEY GUUUUYYYYYSSSSS!!! Lol I just figured out how to change the color! HOW KOOLAID IS THAT!?!? XD Sorry, I'm a little hyper right now. There's one this EVERY pony likes to do when they're hyper.... they write!!! =] Anyways... This will sure be an.... interesting, to say the least, chapter. By the way, the reason I don't have Pinkie in this and probably never will is because of something that scarred me for life..... ugh... (Fucking cupcakes). Also, this one is probably going to have to most innapropriate words in it, and if you haven't had the talk, then turn back now. Enjoy! -Harrison Chapter 6(9(Damn it Derpy!):P) The Talk(Oh shit) The four mares (and one baby dragon) rush over to Rainbow Dash's cloud to see what was going on. Rainbow Dash and Derpy left without saying anything to them, so they were apparently they were worried. Spike finally catches up to the girls. "Huff, huff.... Hey, Twilight! Stop, I need to talk to you for a second!" Spike pants. "I wish I could, Spike, but Rainbow Dash might be in trouble!" Twilight says, running a little faster. Spike does the last thing he knows that can get them all to stop (Well, not the last, but they were almost there, so he went with his last resort.) "Twilight, are you still a virgin?" Well, that sure as hell did the trick. Not only Twilight, but every pony there stopped abrubtly to look at Spike. "SPIKE....." Twilight glared him down. Spike flicks the top of his tongue to his palate, making a clicking sound. "I kind of assumed that. Well, have you ever read about sex?" Twilight was taken aback. "No, I haven't... But how do you know? Don't tell me.... You're not a virgin, are you, Spike? (Oh shit)(Trollface)" "Oh, I can guarantee that I am, but Twilight..... you have about 20 versions of those kind of books in that huge library of yours. Ok, gather around every pony, it's time for a lesson. (Oh, this is getting a whole lot more exciting for me to write! :P)." Every pony does as they were told, even though they were nervous. Spike clears his throat. Damn! This is going to be a lot harder than I think. Giving the talk to my big sister.... Uh-oh. I forgot about....RARITY!!! Spike thought. He looked over to Rarity. She had her muzzle down part way, a frown on her face, and big adorable blue eyes that were staring at Spike. Spike gulped. If I do this, then what will Rarity think of me? What if she doesn't like me anymore? What if I'm not her Spikey Wikey anymore? UGH! Well, I better say it before I think things over too much. "Ok, girls. It's going to be hard for me to do this, y'know, this I'm younger than every pony here, but.... you see, when two ponies love each other very much.... they, umm..." Rarity stops him.(GURL POWA!!! :)) "I think I know where you're going with this...." Spike's heart starts racing. "....My mother told me it when I was four..." Spike let out a sign of relief. Ok, good. So apparently she's thinking of something extremely different...(OK THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!! =]) "... You see, when two ponies love eachother very much, they have something called sex. Sex is when the stallion sticks his penis into your probably tight mare vagina, considering you're all still virgins. Your first time probably won't be very long, especially if the stallion cums first, but that's usually only if they're virgins or they've never masturbated before. In that case, they're prick, which is another word for penis but dirtier, is very sensitive. The first time you ponies have sex, you'll probably bleed a lot from your vagina. That's what happens when your hymen breaks. Your hymen is technically a wall that their prick has to penetrate, just like a needle piercing the skin, but it hurts a lot more. Once you're hymen breaks, it should only hurt a little longer. After that, the next time you have sex, it won't bleed anymore. Even your first time feels pleasure filled after your hymen breaks. But, since Rainbow Dash and Ditzy Doo are both mares, it's going to be a little more awkward their first time. They both have vagina's, you see. So, one way to do it is to put their vagina's together and start rubbing them. Another way is to hoof the others vagina. To do that, you slowly start massaging the other vagina, and, when they feel ready, you start to dip your hoof slowly into their vagina. It hurts a lot the first time. There are two more ways. One way is the pretty much lick the other's vagina. The last way is the superior "Strap-On". The strap on is an artifical penis that attaches around your own vagina. It wraps around your flank and snaps on at the back. In this case, you're technically bucking the other mare with an artifical prick. Using any of these methods will soon get the clit to come out. The clit is a G-spot, which if you touch, is extremely pleasurable. When the clit comes out, it means their about ready to cum. Cumming is another word for ejaculation, but again, it's a lot dirtier. Cumming is when you reach a climax, or the end of your sexual session. Unless the stallion pulls out, he has a chance of getting you pregnant. Unfortunately, Ditzy Doo and Rainbow Dash can't get pregnant. That's because the cum isn't compatible. It's also because the cum will not travel far enough to reach the other's ovaries, which is where her eggs are. The eggs produce fillies. Now, I would talk to you about two stallions, but that, my young fillies, is for another lesson. Thank you." ... ... ... (.....................................................................................................................................DA FUCK DID I JUST WRITE!?!?!??!) "......" "....." "......" Rarity lets out a puff. "Why's everyone so quiet? Was it something I said? Does my breath smell? Oh no, anything but that!" She says, proceeding to attempt to smell her own breath. AppleJack was the first one to speak up. ".....So, uh, your mama told ya that when you were four?" "Well, of course! Why, is something wrong with that?" "Nope. Just wondering." Twilight was the next one to join this conversation. "Rarity.... That still doesn't tell us why Ditzy or Rainbow Dash isn't here!" (DAMN IT TWILIGHT! USE YOUR BRAIN!!!) "Yeah! Let's go to the cloud!" Fluttershy said, not at all dazed by the talk. "Ok girls! Let's go!" Twilight bucked, as they all ran, leaving behind a poor, unconscious baby dragon. OK!! That sure was fun! I hope it didn't gross you out on how much I knew about the subject! XD Anyways THANKS!!! See ya next chapter!!! =]